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u/ProfessionalBid5072 Oct 03 '22

that's what ya'll get for letting her run around loose.

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u/Eye_See_Red666 Oct 03 '22

Thank President Reagan.

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u/HPPDenjoyer Oct 03 '22

I only thank obama

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u/top_of_the_scrote Oct 03 '22

Mrs. Obama! Get down!

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u/Partysausage Oct 03 '22

I had to check I didn't have 2 tabs open with different arguments as the conversation didn't make sense

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u/twv6 Oct 03 '22

The Carl Bismarck line had me rolling

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u/Fop_Vndone Oct 03 '22

"He's dead!" hahaha I love her

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u/bokchoysoyboy Oct 03 '22

Those are my friends!!

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u/TheCynicalCanuckk Oct 04 '22

Had some Michael Scott vibes there I died. "HES DEAD!!!!"

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u/Ok_Marionberry_9932 Oct 03 '22

Someone needs to tell Carl

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u/intercontinentalfx Oct 03 '22

HE’S DEAD!

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u/Dragon109255 Oct 03 '22

How are we going to tell him?

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u/Middle_Wrongdoer4313 Oct 03 '22

I DONT KNOW!

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u/heavymetalsculpture Oct 03 '22

That's it. I'm telling him now, you sonofabitch!

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u/el_ratio Oct 03 '22

And don't accuse my dad of this EVER again

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u/Kcrick722 Oct 03 '22

Does she not resemble Ellen Degeneres?

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u/TylerNY315_ Oct 03 '22

Ellen Degenerate

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u/wherearemytweezers Oct 03 '22

JFC I love Reddit

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u/TomBombadilloo Oct 03 '22

Give it time

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u/NargacugaRider Oct 03 '22

That was a ubiquitous nickname used by homophobes in the ‘90s and early 2000s when she came out and was shunned by media and the general public.

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u/technobrendo Oct 03 '22

Why yes, yes she is.

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u/0423beatface Oct 03 '22

I thought it was her

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u/Filixx Oct 03 '22

Have you seen her and Ellen in the same room? Exactly.

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u/paper-chicken Oct 03 '22

Felon Degeneres

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u/InterestingShift3759 Oct 03 '22

No she looks like a fucked up Jenna Elfman.

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u/xsintill Oct 03 '22

She looks more like Kelly Cofield Park from in living color

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u/harrydreadloin Oct 03 '22

If only Carl Bismark were alive everything would be better.

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u/Greasy_Ape Oct 03 '22

Carl Bizmark R.I.P

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u/longbeachobserver Oct 03 '22

God, rest his soul.

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u/The_Fritzanator Oct 03 '22

“Those are my friends” has me absolutely dying

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u/KozzyBear4 Oct 03 '22

"Those are children"

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u/scurvy4all Oct 03 '22

I don't think drugs are involved here. I believe she is mentally handicapped.

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u/Fop_Vndone Oct 03 '22

She acts like Rita Leeds in Arrested Development, the mentality handicapped British girl

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u/Unkuni_ Oct 03 '22

not handicapped but more like crazy, well idk if that counts as handicapped

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u/scurvy4all Oct 03 '22

She seems like a person who 's brain is that of a 6th grader.

I'm not saying this to be rude. I truly think that is the issue here.

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u/Eye_See_Red666 Oct 03 '22

100%.

it’s not rude, she is obviously struggling with mental and emotional instability.

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u/AnonymousMolaMola Oct 03 '22

Yes. Some people literally don’t have the mental capacity to understand what’s going on around them. It’s physically impossible for them. And unfortunately this woman will probably be dealing with that for the rest of your life

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u/Unkuni_ Oct 03 '22

Yes, me too

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u/rbritts18 Oct 03 '22

Speaking of 6th graders, she said, “Those are my friends.” Like she has a child like mindset. Plus, look at that hat very child like. She does need help though because she will be on a registry and need to be at least 100 yards away from a school.

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u/skrybll Oct 03 '22

How did she get the subdermal before an accident that left her this way?

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u/Moxhoney411 Oct 03 '22

Are you sure you know what you're saying? How did she get a subdermal what? Subdermal means underneath the skin. Perhaps you're thinking of subdural, as in a subdural hematoma. The dura is a sack around the brain and subdural refers to anything underneath it. Brain tissue is subdural tissue.

A lot of brain injuries are referred to as "subdural hematomas." A hematoma is basically a bruise and swelling from bleeding. A subdural hematoma is bleeding, bruising, and swelling underneath the dura. It can be particularly dangerous because of the skull's inability to allow swelling. There's nowhere for the tissue to expand so it gets compressed which causes further damage including potentially death.

Anyhow, could you clarify your statement please?

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u/skrybll Oct 03 '22

The piercing under their right eye. Right k. The cheek bone. It’s a subdermal piercing. Meaning under the skin. What happens is basically surgery. The put in a piece that allows you to screw jewelry in.

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u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

They were talking about her face piercing... a subdurmal face piercing is the lil gem on her cheek. I think the insinuation is that she has it together enough to be pierced she probably isn't always like this. Just my thoughts on your confusion with the previous comment.

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u/skrybll Oct 03 '22

Thanks step Hollywood

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u/Moxhoney411 Oct 03 '22

Ah, thank you very much for the explanation. I didn't know that was called a subdermal. TIL.

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u/hardcoredore Oct 03 '22

Because people who work in tattoo parlors & piercing shops, are such good judges of "Mental Stability" LMFAO!!! 😆

I couldn't make it through the text to speech, above without breaking down in howling laughter! 🤣

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u/maybebullshitmaybe Oct 03 '22

They said it weird but they meant the dermal piercing on her face.

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u/XRTS88 Oct 03 '22

I know the subreddit is took to much but I think years of abuse either physically or mentally, she has been through some shit. Someone who clearly needs help and admitted being raped. 😳 Truly sad

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u/vbenthusiast Oct 03 '22

Looks like the disordered speech pattern in schizophrenia

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u/ThePresidentsNipples Oct 03 '22

When its to that level yes, then add some drugs in....

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u/Objective_Dark_4258 Oct 03 '22

This is a reenactment of a real public freak out. It is very funny.

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u/Muaddib930 Oct 03 '22

Oh dude, look at them pupils when she gets close. She is gone...

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u/sk8thow8 Oct 03 '22

Pinpoint pupils are usually opioids though. It's possible she's on opioids, but there's some sort of psychosis going on too.

My guess is she taking something like pilocarpine to deal the dry mouth from her anti-psychotic medication and that's why her pupils are tiny. If this were psychosis from hallucinogens or stimulant abuse, you'd expect the pupils to be large.

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u/cannibalcorpuscle Oct 03 '22

Doesn't look like there's much cap on how mental she is

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u/Thehaas10 Oct 03 '22

Agreed this doesn't resemble drugs. This def seems more like something I see in the hospital when I take care of patients. A&Ox0. Needs a CBC and a CT scan.

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u/shaydayultra Oct 03 '22

someone put the oblivion music over this

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Iv already posted it lol

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u/SWAMPMONK Oct 03 '22

Please link so i can save video and watch it every night before bed

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

It’s on my profile

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 06 '22

I hate you as a person.

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u/huggothebear Oct 03 '22

Wow this was incredible lol

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u/lord_of_tits Oct 03 '22

Best conversation between 2 people who has no idea what each person is talking about.

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u/mmccxi Oct 03 '22

Why is Zach Galifianakis yelling at weird ladies

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u/GlammerHammer Oct 03 '22

It's part of a new show he's producing with Carl Bismarck.

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u/hdvdhnsjsjdj Oct 03 '22

Space cadet

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u/bananaland420 Oct 03 '22

Spacely sprockets

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u/BilboTheRockJohnson Oct 03 '22

[narrated melody]: Mister F

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u/Fop_Vndone Oct 03 '22

🎼🎵for British eyes only...🎶

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u/this_what_she_said Oct 03 '22

I was just thinking, this would be like if Charlize wore the „Monster“ costume, had an American accent, and was really sad instead of funny.

If this were comedy, it would be genius. The fact that it’s not it’s just so sad.

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u/bobbywhore Oct 03 '22

These two need to star in a sitcom together

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u/UnexpectedRanting Oct 03 '22

JIM HALL!

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u/mercferner Oct 03 '22

He owns United

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u/mikkokilla Oct 03 '22

Drugs combined with mental illness is never pretty...

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u/PotionSleven Oct 03 '22

That moment you realize you ate too much Rat-King soup.

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u/slumlordt Oct 03 '22

she looks like a woman from the original Witches when they all transform into mice.

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u/ButtReaky Oct 03 '22

Reno 911 aint got shit on her.

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u/Weird_Judgment4751 Oct 03 '22

Man Ellen lookin rough nowadays…

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u/the-electricgigolo Oct 03 '22

She was hilarious on in living color

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u/Zombiejesus307 Oct 03 '22

Did she say that Carl Bismarck got killed because he raped her some where near to their location?

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u/PipeFiller Oct 03 '22

All she wants for christmas is 1 front tooth

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u/chrisbarry3 Oct 03 '22

Filming the mentally ill to exploit them for views. It's just sad.

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u/TerribleGramber_Nazi Oct 03 '22

Feels like an improv exercise tbh lol

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u/Skyvoid Oct 03 '22

Kinda the whole sub bro

I agree with your sentiment and feel bad about many of the things I see here, just more an interest in human psychology.

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u/friendlysatan69 Oct 03 '22

Free content!

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u/AlmondFlavouredNips Oct 03 '22

I feel like Mark Normand wrote this conversation

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u/megnum Oct 03 '22

So old

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u/boknah Oct 03 '22

I can smell her breath

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u/mbashs Oct 03 '22

I think she maybe on the spectrum and I feel sorry for her but that mfing single tooth in front looks annoying af

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u/dourdirge Oct 03 '22

Hippies are trash people.

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u/gmo_patrol Oct 03 '22

She's not a hippie she's a gypsy

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u/6_5x57 Oct 03 '22

The classic blond and blue eyed gipsy? lmao

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u/CorkyCorks8 Oct 03 '22

That was the most hilarious exchange I have ever seen. Mind you, it was still chilling, what with the calling the dead people and stuff.

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u/PorkyDH Oct 03 '22

It’s the shell necklace for me tho..

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u/No-Buy5149 Oct 03 '22

matches with her center tooth

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u/algoated666 Oct 03 '22

ellen sure let herself go

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u/vrastamanas27 Oct 03 '22

Going into that conversation is just as ridiculous as that lady😆😂😂

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u/kariswinter Oct 03 '22

Tell the judge and get some fudge

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u/lostandfoundwally Oct 03 '22

Jenna Elfman really hot rock bottom.

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u/NxPat Oct 03 '22

Snaggle….

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u/IcemaanN Oct 03 '22

Damn I haven’t seen this in years hahah

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u/peteskeet43 Oct 03 '22

It's just so.. Big

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u/WarfRatsColdCoffee Oct 03 '22

Lucy from TPB vibes

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u/jommedejomme Oct 03 '22

She has a youtubechannel?

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u/seanoati Oct 03 '22

She is doing a lot better now last we caught up with her she cleaned herself up

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u/dwitchagi Oct 03 '22

HE’S DEAD! 😂

There’s a little bit of the Library cop Joe Bookman in her cadence.

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u/Gnoblin_Actual Oct 03 '22

That tooth dead in the center

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u/Byrdie55555 Oct 03 '22

She looks like Peter Petrigrew wiv dem TEEF

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u/thatsMYBlKEpunk Oct 03 '22

That house is pretty cool

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u/I_Like_Games__ Oct 03 '22

I like her hat, her mentality not so much lol

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u/rightnose Oct 03 '22

Is she wearing a fubu jacket?

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u/MantisTobogganMD87 Oct 03 '22

She's like a GTA side mission character to life

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u/viperslim Oct 03 '22

Jim hall!! He owns united

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u/Uga1992 Oct 03 '22

A subtle gem is that she is wearing a FUBU jacket

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u/CDNbaconNeggs Oct 03 '22

I prefer Bufu

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u/Uga1992 Oct 03 '22

By Us; Fuck You

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u/wantsumcandi Oct 03 '22

Good god. Her teeth looks like what Fred Flinstone used to clock out on after his shift was done. Lol

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u/Tall_Standard_1767 Oct 03 '22

comment made me crack up lol

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u/Netbr0ke Oct 03 '22

Please link me to a full video that has to exist

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u/Antecz1 Oct 03 '22

This clip with oblivion soundtrack is gold

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u/MikeDthe1 Oct 03 '22

That’s my family dude

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u/Karlskiii Oct 03 '22

I wanna see more of her

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u/EZasSundayMorning Oct 03 '22

Thought that was Mama June for a second.

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u/nickcarrolldesign Oct 03 '22

Seen this one before, it’s a good one, they do have great chemistry.

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u/beezlebottom Oct 03 '22

Ronald Reagan kicked me outta my mental hospital

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u/DankStegosaurus Oct 03 '22

Louise from Bobs Burgers lost her way growing up lmao

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u/FULLMETALRACKIT518 Oct 03 '22

Louise is on one!

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u/Youmywhore Oct 03 '22

One more hit off this crack pipe and I’ll be ready to face the day

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u/kolbywashere Oct 03 '22

"Im going to tell Carl Bismark you fucking snitch!"

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u/TheLenderman Oct 03 '22

Why is no one talking about the fact there's another similar video floating about, where they say the same thing, word for word?

This right here

Evidently one has to be a recreation, I'm just surprised no one has pointed this out yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheLenderman Oct 03 '22

That's a shame, the delivery on the recreation is far more humorous than the real one, but I suppose that's to be expected.

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u/Sadder_Burrito Oct 03 '22

Fells like a conversation with a chat bot

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u/creeeeeeeeek- Oct 03 '22

They should live together and write a sitcom

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u/peas_and_hominy Oct 03 '22

!Thanks to Reagen for closing down all the mental health hospitals back when he did. Now seemingly everyone is mental case

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u/Innerquest- Oct 03 '22

Looks like you’re trying to Antagonize her

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u/devinmichael97 Oct 03 '22

Phoebe has had it rough since Friends

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u/Penguin_Goober Oct 03 '22

I felt a little twacked out after my coffee this morning ngl

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u/TheSunshineDemon Oct 03 '22

Her little alien pilot is in that tooth

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u/nothingtoseeherexxx Oct 06 '22

And they were roomates

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u/One_Roguey_Boi Oct 06 '22

Call carl

HE’S DEAD

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u/Akesgeroth Oct 06 '22

Thank you for not putting Oblivion music over this.

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u/DYRE-19 Oct 07 '22

She’s very obviously goin through something… but that Carl Bismarck line omg

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u/YetAnotherJake Oct 10 '22

Lol this is the new Who's on First

  • I'll tell Karl

  • Call Karl

  • He's dead!

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u/BigAggressive1694 Oct 10 '22

She was definitely born in Who~ville

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u/Enough-Leadership-24 9d ago

Carl Bismark doesn't fucking play so that guy better hope he ain't on no paperwork 🤣🤣

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u/plasticpidgey Oct 03 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Genuine question, why do we assume people are non binary in these videos? I see this a lot

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u/GreenMischief Oct 03 '22

Enough with this pathetically obvious fake sham freak out video.

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u/always_deaming22 Oct 03 '22

You need to go for a stroll through junkie-ville... This guy is egging her on probably because he walks by the crazy chick everyday and figured he'd take a vid for points lol

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u/GreenMischief Oct 03 '22

Dang if you believe this non-sense? Yikes!! The gullible is strong with you.