r/tooktoomuch Oct 02 '22

The bong smoked him THC Concentrates

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u/malik3k Oct 02 '22

Smoke stale as white dogshit as it sits in that pipe. Once you see a cloud, stop lighting, clear it, repeat.

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

I could kiss you right now

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u/Good_Junket_3858 Oct 03 '22

Not to mention he said no water in it… idk how people can smoke like that 😂 stale as fuck smoke with no water. Wtf

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u/malik3k Oct 03 '22

Something you do to someone you're trying to scar.

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u/BarrySnowbama Oct 03 '22

That's the best part of dabbing. No stale smoke.

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u/angelamar Oct 03 '22

Even if you use a carb?

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u/malik3k Oct 03 '22

Yes, because pulling the bowl performs the same function, no?

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u/44Skull44 Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

I'm glad my freind showed me how to use a bong before promptly sitting me in front of it. Second time smoking ever

I tried to pass it, but told me to cash it myself. Fucking rest of the night was deja vu.

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

That’s lucky for you man, I hope your friends continue to be supportive, mine however, confused the fuck out of me

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u/44Skull44 Oct 02 '22

Lmao! This you?

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

Unfortunately, haven’t smoked in months, but I saw it as an opportunity to get a bit of Karma

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u/44Skull44 Oct 02 '22

No shame man, it's always an honor to expose people to new experiences! I've been that guy on multiple occasions.

My story happened almost 15 years ago, but it's one of the seshes that I'll always remember.

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

It’s always better if you can laugh at yourself, glad to have a conversation with an older guy about this stuff, always makes me feel better to know we haven’t fallen far from the tree

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u/Wrong-Answer8552 Oct 02 '22

Maybe next time dont wear your uniform with your name on it

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

Ah shit, there goes my secret identity

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u/ThicccScrotum Oct 03 '22

You can really hear the thick German accent in the video.

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u/bonydogfarts Oct 03 '22

Too right. Don't leave those checks hanging around.

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u/UnRichieUnRich21 Oct 02 '22

There’s no water in it! Oh no lmao

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u/No-Caterpillar6432 Oct 02 '22

I like to use hemp wick, then I like to breath air, breath weed, then cap it off with air

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u/TheDemonCzarina Oct 03 '22

The importance of breathing air cannot be overstated

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u/snack-dad Oct 03 '22

all my homies love breathing air

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u/No-Caterpillar6432 Oct 04 '22

Hydro homies don’t have nothin’ on air bros

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u/401jamin Oct 02 '22

I was always told not to use torch style lighters for bongs and bowls. Something about more butane.

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u/woahgotalight Oct 03 '22

It doesnt matter because lighter fluid is actually much cleaner and more refined than it used to be.

On the other hand, using a wick is pretty stupid because guess what you use to light it? A lighter. It also leaves behind residue after use. If someone really cared about their health they should stop smoking all together because the human body is not supposed to ingest combusted material.

A lighter shouldn’t stop anyone from getting lit, just rip and enjoy. 🥬

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 02 '22

An interesting prospect, I’ll have to do some research into this claim

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u/bonydogfarts Oct 03 '22

I think as long as you give it some distance from the bowl where it is actually effective and has burned off.

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u/Scottydoesntgnome Oct 03 '22

This video should be called, “Guy smokes for the first time with his pushy mates.”

This is not a tooktoomuch video

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u/DrawingAway6440 Oct 03 '22

Well hes a rookie of course thats gonna happen help the guy out a bit!!

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u/Cum_Donor4187 Oct 03 '22

The guy was me hahaha, could’ve done with a bit of help, was already stoned so I slowed do n sped up

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u/UpsetAd3710 Oct 03 '22

Ooph, trying for one, you won't get it done. Slow pulls is about the only thing right in here lol. Smaller bowls, or short burns, and pull the bowl for the smoke. It's all about that smoke. It's 30 seconds to drop some fresh cold water in to make it so much smoother.

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u/TheDemonCzarina Oct 03 '22

I always do small lights and try for slow, steady pulls w a bong. I'm trying to get high not make myself sick!! Lol.

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u/ReaLemons Oct 03 '22

Fucking scorched it, go easy on the lighter.

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u/7layerbeaverbrown Oct 03 '22

Why would you post this here, are you high?

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u/sevendustkorn1008 Oct 05 '22

Took a bong hit once. Fucked me up for the rest of the night. Everything was like in slow motion, and I felt like I was predicting the future. I think it's because my eyes were seeing something happen, but my brain wasn't registering it in real time. So, I knew what was coming, even if my brain wasn't processing it at real speed.

My friend said he messed up because he didn't realize how much I took in until I coughed it out, like a a second after I finished inhaling it. It was a cloud of pure white smoke. He apologized afterward. I had no hard feelings about it, but it was kind of the last straw when it came to smoking herb. I was never a huge fan of the feeling, and after that, I just stopped doing it.

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u/DefiantStomp Oct 06 '22

You definitely need water. Smaller hits will taste better which will lead to a better effect.

For proper water level, you'll want the holes of the inner stem to be covered but not too far. Experiment by sucking without smoking until you get a smoothe bubble.

I also recommend ordering hemp wick online or buy in a smoke shop. It is twisted hemp dipped in bees wax. Use it as an alternative to the lighter so you don't inhale lighter fluid and flint flakes.

Lastly. Put the bong in the fridge NOT THE BOWL. just the bong with water in it. Or keep it in the freezer and water in the fridge so you don't break it. And change your water often. Mold will grow within a few days in the right conditions and you definitely don't want that in your lungs.

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u/theDouggle Oct 03 '22

You want to clear the smoke quicker than that, take smaller rips and don't heat the bud so much. Once it is lit the cherry will stay lit as long as you draw, torching it more just introduces even more unnecessary heat and makes it less pleasant, also breaking down cannabinoids which compromises the quality ofthe high. Torching the shit out of it just produces a ton of carcinogens on that first rip and then starves your brain of oxygen making you more light headed which can be mistaken as getting higher. Having the smoke sit in the chamber for more than a few seconds causes it to turn stale. If you ever hear a snap, crackle, or pop coming from the bowl as you light it (and especially if there is a yellow tinge to the smoke) there was either a seed, fiber from clothing, or an animal hair in the weed. Often times during growing, material from pets or clothing may land on the bud at an early stage and then the bud grows around it, which conceals the foreign material. When you separate the bud, keep an eye out for random, long fibers twisted up around the flower structure.

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u/Individual-Party992 Oct 03 '22

Pick it, pack it Fire it up, come along And take a hit from the bong Put the blunt down Just for a second Don't get me wrong It's not a new method …

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u/vrastamanas27 Oct 03 '22

He deserved only for wearing German uniform

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u/08triptrippy80 Oct 03 '22

Someone has baby lungs. 😆. Come on bruv fill them lungs up. We're rootin for ya. 😆

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u/mymomisdeadlmfao Oct 03 '22

hes probably coughing from all the lighter fluid

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u/_Quantumsoul_ Oct 04 '22

How is he not blowing any smoke out though?

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u/Stoneybaloney111 Oct 04 '22

My first time smoking was in 10th grade. They had me do a shotgun. But this chick was my older sisters friend lol and she held the blunt inside her mouth and blew it into mine and they told me to stop inhaling when she said stop. My chest burned sooooo bad and I was Stoney baloney like I had to run to my room so my mom wouldn’t see. Hahah funny thing is I hung around potheads but only smoked a few times with them. Then I turned 26 and started really smoking. Helps my anxious ass. Lol sorry you had to learn the hard way haha but I’m right there with ya!

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u/top-knowledge Oct 04 '22

He wasted that entire rip letting it go stale like that…

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u/Snoo-64347 Oct 03 '22

What are they smoking, water vapor? It goes in but nothing comes out!

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