r/tooktoomuch Oct 02 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Bravo! 1

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u/Several-Broccoli-874 Oct 02 '22

The microwave 😂

107

u/retrolasered Oct 02 '22

Poor guy woke up with a brain tumour

44

u/j2tronic Oct 02 '22

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan.

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u/mermiss1 Oct 04 '22

I know!! He couldn't balance that sober!

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u/Wylde_nFree Oct 09 '22

This was what I was thinking but I watched it with my son and he said “Dang daddy he slept through his birthday?!” Out of everything that happened. Priorities are important, don’t you think?

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u/chrispybobispy Oct 02 '22

The dude didn't pass out, he pass on!

38

u/bbuttonfuzz Oct 02 '22

NGL was looking/waiting/hoping for the toast poppin?

135

u/challenja Oct 02 '22

Don’t fall asleep in front of guys aged 10-24 or you will regret it

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u/anti_fascism223 Oct 02 '22

Im so glad i had maturish friends growing up wed fall asleep and wake up the same as we were but either horribly hungover feeling or felt like we were stoned still

20

u/challenja Oct 02 '22

Sharpie markers were taken into the bedroom to ensure nobody fucked with me. I also locked the door.. my friends were Savages!

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u/Electronic_Can_9792 Oct 03 '22

Saturday morning I woke up in my friends back yard covered in like about 100 cans and bottles

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u/anti_fascism223 Oct 03 '22

Thats a fuckin Saturday morning for ya

1

u/Burton686 Oct 03 '22

And fuck carrots

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u/jojow77 Oct 02 '22

On one hand I wish I could sleep this deep and on the other it’s prob not safe to.

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u/Hatt0riHanzo Oct 03 '22

Yeah, that dude's dead

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u/CaptDrofdarb Oct 02 '22

The microwave though wtf

19

u/asdf346 Oct 02 '22

The candle had me most worried

37

u/David_milksoap Oct 02 '22

It’s fucking running too. They are nuking dudes brain rn

28

u/Man_o_passion Oct 02 '22

Brains already nuked, they're just adding to the fallout

5

u/UnjustMurder Oct 02 '22

So why don't you just crawl out of the fallout?

75

u/bazlawson Oct 02 '22

As chappele would say " you never past out around white people, they always doing borderline gay shit :

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage Oct 02 '22

But you should get high with them, they win by default becuase they just talk about other times they got high lmao

5

u/TransportationTop992 Oct 02 '22

Wait until dude finds the carrot

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u/RecognitionEither330 Oct 02 '22

I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ExcessiveGravitas Oct 02 '22

Microwaves are gay?

14

u/centfiddy Oct 02 '22

Fkn microwave lol

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u/TheSvpremeKai003 Oct 02 '22

Bro this is exactly what Dave Chappelle meant when he said you can’t fall asleep around white folks 😭

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u/Hotpocket1515 Oct 02 '22

Lmao my first thought as well

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u/Mundane-Candidate101 Oct 02 '22

This some surreal shit, I love it even if it were fake

11

u/codycamper717 Oct 02 '22

This is the most stable Antonio Brown has ever been in his life .

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u/Calm_it-Kermet97 Oct 02 '22

One time I got black out drunk and passed out. My friends had the amazing idea to slap me with his privates. They filmed it and ngl it was pretty funny

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u/GrandmasTableMints Oct 02 '22

I am HOWLING!!! I thought the birthday cake and candles being blown out couldn't be topped.

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u/LA4LIFE_COM Oct 02 '22

Happy Birthday Alyssa!

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u/DEADRAIDER420 Oct 02 '22

Gotta min left yo

4

u/Jjabrony Oct 02 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Haha fu€king Microwave! Sorry my brother couldn’t hang babe!HAHA

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u/Wonderful_Good5098 Oct 02 '22

Legend has it, he’s still sleepin

3

u/HungryDog_ Oct 02 '22

He dead?! 😂

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u/positive_guy_man Oct 02 '22

at the end of the video to see his mouth move, i guess he’s just a deep ass sleeper.

3

u/CremeScared Oct 02 '22

Not the candle

3

u/Superguy230 Oct 02 '22

He must be dead lol

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u/Elegant-Relative4434 Oct 02 '22

Hands down greatest video I’ve ever seen

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u/Big_Collection4662 Oct 02 '22

LMFAO 🤣😆

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u/Long_Temperature7002 Oct 03 '22

He need to quit with white people

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u/williamhayes222 Oct 03 '22

Is that Antonio Brown??

1

u/sundun7 Oct 03 '22

We used to call this human buckaroo

1

u/zemaxzm Oct 04 '22

best video I've ever seen

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Oct 09 '22

15 years later he's still passed out, but theyve just stacked magazines and a candybowl on him.

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u/chrisrod2022 Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

The funnest thing is the Jenga peices are all around him. 🤣 These mofos making it a race thing are way out of touch. I have plenty of black cats that pulled shit on me.

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u/ProtectionBig7445 Oct 02 '22

Is this a jeffery dahmer video?

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u/Exact-Cartographer90 Oct 02 '22

Messing around with people passed out on the couch must be a white thing.