r/tooktoomuch Oct 01 '22 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

Bro fell out like a slug Alcohol

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u/Spiritual_Bit_2692 Oct 01 '22

He poured out of the car.

87

u/NagsUkulele Oct 01 '22

Holy fuck he did

33

u/wormfro Oct 02 '22

bro spilled

10

u/SeamusMcSpud Oct 02 '22

He's gonna have a bad dose of bottle neck in the morning.

267

u/Zwiebel420 Oct 01 '22

This is what i come to this sub for lmao

144

u/pp_Barnacle69666 Oct 01 '22

Left the world the same way he entered

5

u/mfza Oct 02 '22

What a time to be alive

443

u/ductapemonster Oct 01 '22

That man left that car like a drunk snake.

44

u/Andrewrost Oct 01 '22

The sound the dude made when he hit ground 😂

40

u/Interesting-Visual15 Oct 02 '22

Aite imma head out....

12

u/DumeDoom Oct 02 '22

aight imma ooze out

4

u/DeadHorse1975 Oct 02 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

88

u/Jamaican_Dynamite Oct 01 '22

You know you're drunk when you just give up and let gravity do the rest. 🤣

29

u/Kon-on-going Oct 02 '22

That’s how my clothes come out when I open the dryer.

23

u/Da3m0n_1379 Oct 01 '22

Dude melted out

19

u/pwndabeer Oct 02 '22

I'm like "how does one...?" and then I watched it and was like "damn just like a slug"

50

u/Sash_T19 Oct 01 '22

That guy laughs like Johnny Knoxville !

1

u/SuperEnthusiastic Oct 02 '22

And he has Winnie the Pooh backing him up

12

u/Solid_Skin_4072 Oct 02 '22

Looks like boys night was a success

36

u/Canadianretordedape Oct 01 '22

He needs milk.

18

u/Hornswallower Oct 02 '22

YOU WILL CALL HER!!!!

6

u/Xonfusedbarracuda Oct 02 '22

This bloodline has been clean for hundreds of years !

33

u/00dlesofn00dles Oct 01 '22

my neck hurts watching this

8

u/toocontent Oct 01 '22

It's the laugh that got me

8

u/forasadboy Oct 01 '22

Do his legs still work?

7

u/Explorer_5150 Oct 01 '22

Nah, they didn't have a fun night.

8

u/Calm_Gap2069 Oct 02 '22

I’m almost ashamed to admit this has been me

115

u/WerewolfSweet8474 Oct 01 '22

With friends like these…..

65

u/wadeb1gham Oct 01 '22

Meh, if your that loaded you should expect something like this happening as a possibility.

41

u/WerewolfSweet8474 Oct 01 '22

Facts. I’ma just assume after the video they helped the homie out.

6

u/Jaded_yank Oct 01 '22

Who needs friends?

14

u/bowtie25 Oct 01 '22

Face in the ground and everything smh

6

u/RinkyDinkyPineapple Oct 01 '22

Fantastic title

6

u/SkepCS Oct 02 '22

Seriously. Funny video but the title has me crying right now.

4

u/Rick8280 Oct 02 '22

I would be laughing just as much!

5

u/TafkarThePelican Oct 02 '22

Wow that was actually a really accurate description

3

u/looking4bagel Oct 02 '22

The yogurt in gogurt tubes when you leave it on its side

1

u/TheLabiaChronicles Oct 02 '22

HAHAHA oh man, this one got me

3

u/lm1227 Oct 02 '22

Ah hell, Chuck done scraped his head.

3

u/DMazz441 Oct 02 '22

This is the best kind of content for this sub!

3

u/chugging_b0ngwater Oct 02 '22

I know I shouldn’t cry over spilled milk, but can I cry over spilled guy?

2

u/SuizidoAwesome Oct 02 '22

Yep that guy is plastered

2

u/edge70rd Oct 02 '22

Caressing the surface of asphalt with your face like that is gonna leave it's mark for a long time...

7

u/apatel922 Oct 01 '22

Nice friends

1

u/Byakurane Oct 02 '22

There is a saying in german "Verdruffte filmt man nicht!"

1

u/lovingmama1 Oct 02 '22

It looks like he broke his neck.... someone needs to pick him up

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u/Sygerian_Fuckweasel Oct 01 '22

Nah, that's just enough. If I'm not like homie in the backseat, then I didn't drink enough.

22

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22 Silver

Damn bro, how’s high school these days?

1

u/yellowsnac Oct 01 '22

Leanin out

1

u/08triptrippy80 Oct 02 '22

Uuuuhhh.....ya man's upside down.....

1

u/iiitme Oct 02 '22

🥤🥤🥤

1

u/thenormalbias Oct 02 '22

So close to this being on r/meatcrayon

1

u/jockyontheocky Oct 02 '22

Quite impressive tbh

1

u/FijianBandit Oct 02 '22

2% milk really makes all the difference

1

u/atrast_vala Oct 02 '22

wow he became a liquid

1

u/chongax Oct 02 '22

Your friends dead.

1

u/NaturesFire Oct 02 '22

He is made Of marshmallow

1

u/whoamigeo Oct 02 '22

Bro glooped out the car

1

u/Smorgasborf Oct 02 '22

The firefighter in me is furious he landed on his neck

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u/AlaskaRegardless Oct 02 '22

Bro somebody should cut your head off hopefully it's me