r/tooktoomuch Oct 01 '22

Dude so high he ripped the wheels off his wheelchair and suddenly had the ability to walk! Unknown drug

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u/Redditfront2back Oct 01 '22

Smoking on that medical miracle pack

6

u/swampdonkey2246 Oct 01 '22

Smoking on that medical emergency pack

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u/MetallurgyClergy Oct 11 '22

“I’m the wheelchair, now.”

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u/freedeetripper Oct 01 '22

Someone tell him his tires are illegal ⚠️

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u/Ok-Series4556 Oct 01 '22

Lol, What multiverse is this version of Professor X from?

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u/bowtie25 Oct 01 '22

A smooth ass one lmao

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u/lambsambwich Oct 01 '22

Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Oct 01 '22

Walter, for Christ’s sake man, he’s a cripple!

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u/OneHandedMaster030 Oct 01 '22

He became the chair of the wheelchair.

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u/Snabel_apa Oct 01 '22

Look at that SWAG!

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u/Accomplished-Diver66 Oct 02 '22

He's crip walking

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u/Skore79 Oct 01 '22

Bro be faking his disability for that cash yo.....Oh wait he sexually identifies as handicapped. fair enough.

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u/No-Elk-6499 Oct 01 '22

Creepy bike rim goblin near the cemetery.

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u/theskitzodelics6six Oct 02 '22

Left foot, right wheel, right foot, left wheel…

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u/Zestyclose-Ad9738 Oct 01 '22

There bike wheels 🙄

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u/OldStuff1909 Oct 01 '22

Obviously. 🤪

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u/SnowyNW Oct 02 '22

Y’all better hope you never get caught acting silly in front of me with a camera

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u/OldStuff1909 Oct 02 '22

I’ll keep that in mind!

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u/SnowyNW Oct 02 '22

Lol have you ever carried around a pair of bike rims? ‘Tis nigh impossible resisting the temptation to pretend you have wheels.

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u/OldStuff1909 Oct 02 '22

I shortened the video. My man was doing this outside our shop for like 5 minutes. Lol

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u/LittleLunarLight Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

This is actually a very ablest thing to say. Not all disabled people need a wheelchair 24/7. Some walk sometimes, some walk half the time, some walk 10% of the time. To say oh wow he suddenly has the ability to walk is implying he's faking not being able to walk in the first place. Just want you to know that some wheelchair users walk just fine sometimes.

Edit: the death threats and personal messages you're sending me are charming. Truly. Well adjusted folks you are.

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u/Ringfrey_6 Oct 01 '22

Holy shit dude pull your head out of your ass and quit being such a butthurt POS. Getting pissed at something that's obviously a joke and trying to lecture people about it is just cringe like how pretentious are you??

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u/pipspools Oct 01 '22

I'd like to solve. Overly pretentious.

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u/LittleLunarLight Oct 01 '22

Lol I don't care what you think of me. I said what I said, get over it.

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u/Ringfrey_6 Oct 01 '22

And no one care about your opinion loser. You are a block of salt my friend

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u/LittleLunarLight Oct 01 '22

Whatever you say bud.

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u/Ok_Trash_4204 Oct 02 '22

Whatever guy

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u/OldStuff1909 Oct 01 '22

You must be fun at parties.

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u/LittleLunarLight Oct 01 '22

Just trying to help you be better.

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u/PsychophicaI Oct 01 '22

Wouldn’t necessarily call it “better”, just more cringy and annoying.

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u/LittleLunarLight Oct 01 '22

Whatever you say bud.

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u/OldStuff1909 Oct 01 '22

I understand all the proclivities and nuances. As a business owner I strive to make my retail space friendly to all. It was merely a joke.

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 Oct 01 '22

My guy, how many crippled people do you know that take the time to remove their wheels from their wheelchair, and attempt to walk around with them like this?

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u/wtf0208 Oct 01 '22

"You hope it's a miracle."

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u/Moelarrycheeze Oct 01 '22

It’s a festivus miracle!!

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u/lcommadot Oct 02 '22

I listened to this to the tune of Smooth Criminal and it is absolute perfection. He even kinda moves to the beat if you skip the 14 sec intro.

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u/BookkeeperSelect2091 Oct 02 '22

Drake’s new dance moves are getting out of hand.

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u/ganguspangus Oct 01 '22

Those r bicycle wheels