r/rareinsults 7d ago

Kinda true though

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u/-Cagafuego- 7d ago

Let this sink in: This guy is fucking & will soon procreate.

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u/Andy-_1979 7d ago

He'll tell her he's going to get some diapers and goes on a week long meth binge.

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u/TheseOats 7d ago

No Rugrats

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u/addynan 7d ago

Knowing of a few meth addicts around here, lots of rugrats that end up in the system :(

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u/Gunslinger_11 7d ago

They believe in this money management system

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u/Suntan67894 7d ago

This is not a rare insult

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u/therhyno 7d ago

No regurts

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u/NormalHumanCreature 7d ago

Now there's a good tattoo idea

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u/Usery10 7d ago

Instead he has a meth pipe and lighter on his neck 🤦‍♂️

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u/daemonelectricity 7d ago

I thought that was a spoon and a lighter. Either way, it's not a good sign.

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u/Fezig 7d ago

Not even one?

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u/ExcitingVacation6639 7d ago

It’s okay, she already lost the baby when the trailer blew up from peeling batteries.

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u/AgreeablePollution7 7d ago

The look in her eye says she'll be going with him.

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u/Andy-_1979 7d ago

She'll drop the child off at her mom's saying she's going to look for him. Then they'll come back with an ATM they stole. If you've watched Breaking Bad, you know it's going to end badly for him.

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u/bestfrenplank 7d ago

And then he will kill the batman!

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u/Entire-Database1679 7d ago

Good for him, cutting back to only a week.

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u/prguitarman 7d ago

It’s a well known fact we are in the Idiocracy timeline

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u/Littlewing29 7d ago

So I’ve questioned this as well. Are we really in the craziest part of history (excluding wars) or are we just seeing more of it now with the access to the inter webs?

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u/mandrills_ass 7d ago

Big degradation since they shot the gorrilla

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u/Littlewing29 7d ago Faith In Humanity Restored

RIP Harambe

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u/laasbuk 7d ago

Dick status: out

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u/Beemerado 7d ago

in idiocracy the president hired the smartest man in the world to solve their problems and actually listened to him.

i feel like this doesn't happen nearly as consistently in our timeline .

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u/pseudocultist 7d ago

That's what the movie got wrong: the idea that idiots would think there was anyone smarter than them. In this timeline it would be "the plants are wrong and we will all die."

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u/bidet_enthusiast 7d ago

“The plants are killing us with their insatiable cravings for electrolytes!”

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u/thelegumepolice7 7d ago

Yea but Tik Tok.

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u/FFF_in_WY 7d ago

Literal lol

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u/cannib 7d ago

We're in the most rapidly changing part of history and we're seeing more of it now. It's hard to define, "crazy," in a historical sense, but if you consider dramatic shifts away from previous norms, "crazy," we're seeing those more often than ever before.

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u/LoveFishSticks 7d ago

The internet has allowed people to indulge in every depraved thing that comes to mind, and find others who are interested in the same things, without shame. Some crazy stuff happened back in the day but now people are way more capable of deviating from the normal/traditional way from a logistics perspective

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u/SnooOpinions8755 7d ago

Meth: it’s what degenerates crave.

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u/PutinRiding 7d ago

That's means he probably has 8 kids with different baby mamas.

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u/jaymole 7d ago

The tattoo of a lighter cooking a spoon is pretty telling lmao

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u/YeetYeetSkirtYeet 7d ago

Not a spoon, a straight up meth pipe.

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u/No_Distribution_5843 7d ago

Either this lady has poor judgement, or this man has secret redneck style charisma of sorts up his sleeve that we redditors lack and can't comprehend.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 7d ago

"I can fix him!"

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 7d ago

So true

A divorce attorney I knew said:

Women like fixer--uppers, whether it's a man or a house

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u/determania 7d ago

A divorce attorney is probably not interacting with a segment of the population that accurately represents all women.

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u/Aromatic-Surprise945 7d ago

Well, half of them anyways

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u/Brut-i-cus 7d ago

The one I heard is that women go Into marriage hoping to change him and men go in hoping she will never change and both are disappointed

Every marriage is different but I think a lot of the failures have this dynamic going on

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u/ShockAndAwe415 7d ago

I mean, c'mon now. Who doesn't want to hire/marry/have as a SIL/have around, a guy who has a tattoo of smoking meth/crack on his neck?

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u/i_give_you_gum 7d ago

Note to self... schedule tattoo appointment

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u/Ksradrik 7d ago

Or, they are just in tune with each other.

Chicks can be meth heads too.

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u/emfrank 7d ago

She looks as strung out as he does.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 7d ago edited 7d ago

Neither of them look strung out though? We can only see like 50% of her face, and dude would look totally normal without the tats. I swear y'all just see what you wanna see.

I've spent some time in that rough lifestyle, it's so incredibly obvious when somebody's actually strung out.

Come to think of it, since when do redditors have room to trash other peoples' appearances? Like y'all aren't sunless, overweight and eating like absolute shit lmao

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u/fjijgigjigji 7d ago

bro she's holding a blunt and she's halfway to heroin eyes

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u/TinBoatDude 7d ago

She is probably his sister.

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u/terminator_84 7d ago

Look at all the dirt and grime on her face and neck. Of course, she has poor judgment.

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u/I_Heart_Astronomy 7d ago

Before he does though, he's going to impale his crotch on an iron gate while attempting to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool.

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u/Chick3nNuggie 7d ago

This chick gotta be trash🤣 don't be jealous

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u/malleebull 7d ago

Her humble collection of teeth is obscured in the picture.

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u/Chick3nNuggie 7d ago

Her pussy smell like everything under the kitchen sink....

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u/JaMarr_is_daddy 7d ago

So like lemon pledge and dish soap? Could be much worse

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u/TruthSeekingDad 7d ago

It’s the power of pine-sol!

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u/Wukoci 7d ago

Do we blame him or the women that chooses to breed with him

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u/NeedleworkerWild1374 7d ago

porque no los dos?

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u/Easy_AdFoSho 7d ago

the women that chooses

Why the fuck do so many Redditors think "women" is singular? Where do they teach this?

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u/PutinRiding 7d ago

I think they mean he has multiple baby mamas. I'm sure none stuck around long.

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u/william_liftspeare 7d ago

"Chooses" is the singular conjugation

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u/Mimic_tear_ashes 7d ago

all english rules are suggestions

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u/Ich_Liegen 7d ago

your assuming his uneducated or what. theyre alot of reasons why their choosing to write like this.

may be their lack toast and tolerant and didnt drink their cafe this morning.

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u/Vivid-Way 7d ago

*you’re *he is *what? *there are *a lot *they are

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u/Random_Monstrosities 7d ago

Oh he already has. His Facebook was got ridiculed a few years back in a group I was in

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u/Wormhole-Eyes 7d ago

That guy has a meth pipe tattooed on his neck. We are safe to assume his drug of choice.

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u/Meltedgibson 7d ago

I thought it was a spoon for preparing a shot of h. But then again you can shoot meth so I dunno

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u/joesbagofdonuts 7d ago

No that's a bulb and stem. It's basically a vaporizer. If you have any idea what you're doing you don't actually ignite the meth, you vaporize it.

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u/Drawdoom7 7d ago

I suspect this guy's a bot.

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u/PorkTacoSlut 7d ago

Definitely copied from an earlier comment. Newish account, only a few comments. I think you're right.

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u/Some-Dog9800 7d ago

What is it with Reddit and constantly advocating eugenics?

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u/sabotabo 7d ago edited 7d ago

they're jealous that even this guy can get some when they can't

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u/flabbergasted-528 7d ago

I want everyone I meet to know I love Texas and meth.

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u/human00b 7d ago

No problem sir, let me get the ink and toddler that likes to draw

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u/BBQ_Beanz 7d ago

If you just got the Texas tattoo they'd know you love Texas and they'd definitely think you love meth.

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u/cosmosopher 7d ago

Based on the writing, this is mirrored, which means he got his Texas tattoo backwards

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u/OhioMegi 7d ago

He looks eternally unemployable.

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u/ku-fan 7d ago

Test body at tattoo parlor?

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u/BorgClown 7d ago

No one can convince me this isn't a prison tattoo, or a at least a DIY tattoo. Not even practice would look so bad.

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u/ku-fan 7d ago

IDK but those aren't the tattoos of a sober person 🤣

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u/madmaxturbator 7d ago

If the person was sober when they got these, please give them drugs ASAP

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u/getyourgolfshoes 7d ago

What!? I thought meth pipe neck tattoos were gotten exclusively by sober people.

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u/PM_YER_LINGERIE 7d ago

No, you’re correct. It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing. I would hire this dude at the start of the interview.

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u/WickedLilThing 7d ago

looks like he's removing some on his cheeks maybe.

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u/texican42 7d ago

I believe that's a watermark. This dude doesn't have tattoo removal money. This guy barely has Busch Light money.

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u/Phormitago 7d ago

Test dummy at the dummy factory

Maybe, if we're feeling generous

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u/GauchoFromLaPampa 7d ago

Something tells me he is not looking for a job.

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u/arad04 7d ago

I don’t know man, I see a Texas state-government employee written on his face.

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u/all4dopamine 7d ago

Nah, prisons use slaves all the time...not that that's really the same as employment, but it's the best he has to look forward to

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u/--_l 7d ago

He wasn't looking for employment anytime soon I'm sure

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u/CelestialFury 7d ago

He'll probably work in a kitchen.

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u/CutiePopIceberg 7d ago

Is that meth or crack on his neck? Jc

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 7d ago

It's art. Use your imagination. It can be whatever life-destroying drug you want it to be.

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u/btoxic 7d ago

Freebasing lollipops

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u/freethinker- 7d ago

Them chupachups hit different

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u/FlemPlays 7d ago

“How many hits does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?”

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u/CapnC44 7d ago

No, it's clearly a depiction of meth. Crack is a straight tube that's lit on the end.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident 7d ago

“This is not a meth pipe.”

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u/nathan_barely 7d ago

i dont think anyone with that tattoo would turn down either of those as being "not my preference"

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u/YourphobiaMyfetish 7d ago

Methheads and crackheads hate each other like cats and dogs.

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u/CutiePopIceberg 7d ago

😆😆😆😆

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u/paynexkillerYT 7d ago

It’s a lolly pop that got cold.

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u/Dr_Mephesto 7d ago

Yup definitely a meth pipe. Dude has a tattoo of a rolling bowl on his neck.

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u/shmiddleedee 7d ago

Meth pipe. They don't smoke crack out of those types of pipes

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u/catahoulakanegirl 7d ago

Nope crack needs ashes meth needs to puddle x addict here it is a meth pipe on his neck

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u/Kindly-Sort-8574 7d ago

With the lighter? I thought that was a shitty spoon.

I don’t know drugs.

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u/nowItinwhistle 7d ago

Yeah, that's how meth is smoked. You don't light the meth itself, you hold a flame to the bulb to vaporize it and breathe in the vapor.

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u/CarpenterN8 7d ago

Those are both maeth pipes. Crack pipes are just a short glass tube. You dont want direct flame too your meth, that's why there is a bowl on the end.

This tattoo looks more like a spoon. So heroin, heroin in spoon, heat underside of spoon, filter with cotton, into syringe and blamo.

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u/Own_Aerie_2909 7d ago

I think u mean recovery

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u/Bowser7717 7d ago

Its a spoon with a lighter under it

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt 7d ago

It's a meth bulb.

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u/chadbarrett 7d ago

No, it's a meth pipe with a lighter underneath it. Meth pipes have round bulbs at the end. Just google it

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u/VanFkingHalen 7d ago

It's one of those optical illusions that is three different things at once depending on your perspective. Pure artistic genius.

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u/burden-of-pipedreams 7d ago

Meth. Crack is smoked thru a little glass tube filtered by chore-boy.

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst 7d ago

Neither. It's a lighter heating a spoon, which is a heroin thing.

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u/spkincaid13 7d ago

Looks like a meth pipe, it looks more like a spherical bulb than a spoon

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u/AlexBurke1 7d ago

I think it’s supposed to be a lighter heating up a spoon 🥄 and is supposed to represent something heroin related.

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u/Bowser7717 7d ago

It's a spoon with a lighter under it , to heat up heroin so it can be slammed

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u/Constant-Ad-1797 7d ago

“ oil burner”

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u/Sofarbeyondfucked 7d ago

All I got is $20. Can you give me a crack pipe tat on my neck?

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u/SirJamesEdwardLong 7d ago

I see this insult for everyone with a lot of bad tattoos, or face tattoos.

It unfortunately is no longer a rare insult :(

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u/linkedtortoise 7d ago

Are you sure it's a tattoo though? What if it's permanent marker done while he was passed out?

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u/sabotabo 7d ago

100% not tattoos

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u/BagOfFlies 7d ago

This is a guy that passed out drunk and was drawn on and now his gf is laughing about it.

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u/Trala_la_la 7d ago

See the thing that makes it super apt is the grizzly tattoo that appears to have been “erased” from the desk and then new designs were added after

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u/Ok_Solid_Copy 7d ago

"I have a great idea, please tattoo the shape of Texas on my forehead, it's gonna be dope!"

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u/CalmPanic402 7d ago

"It'll really compliment the crack pipe on my neck!"

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u/devamon 7d ago

Aw shit, it was too much. I'll bet we can balance it out with a nice big diamond on my chin though!

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u/KeyItchy712 7d ago

.... I couldn't get past the rest of it. I didn't even notice the diamond.

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u/coolbreezeaaa 7d ago

Yeah WTF is that about... Wasn't sure if that was some street slang I don't understand

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u/rollingstoner215 7d ago

You know, because diamonds are expensive and he’s a classy guy

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u/EthanielRain 7d ago

Diamond chin...glass chin is weak, diamond can't be broken yo

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u/_Muninn_Huginn_ 7d ago

Even better, do it backwards!!

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u/SpiderDijonJr 7d ago

Doubt it’s even real. The text on his hat is mirrored but Texas isn’t. So either he has a backwards tattoo of Texas on his face or a few of the tattoos have been edited in.

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u/oloshan 7d ago

So, here’s the thing: all of the lettering is in reverse, including his hat. So the photo is a mirror image, which means the map of Texas, in reality, was done backwards on his forehead.

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u/Numerous_Piper 7d ago

For someone with a crank pipe tattoo his teeth and skin are in great shape.

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u/OneNightStandKids 7d ago

My first thought

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u/Abd110 7d ago

Prerty sure he didn't seen any school desk in his life.

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u/Shaking-N-Baking 7d ago

Insulting a mans intelligence while butchering the sentence, ya love to scene it

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u/Derekabutton 7d ago

I can not believe of how many gramar mistakes in this theead

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u/Useful-Virus-3754 7d ago

I hate the eternal redditor struggle to be the biggest grammar nazi

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u/Derekabutton 7d ago

It's actually nowhere near as bad as it used to be. Comments would be downvoted to oblivion for simple spelling mistakes or punctuation errors.

You even see emojis in comments in some places. Unimaginable considering how the culture used to be.

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u/GaryPetersonIII 7d ago

I miss the olden days.

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u/KingKlaus21 7d ago

I love the irony in your sentence. You made two major typos in your response lol. Was that intentional?

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u/Tiphereth87 7d ago

You're*

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u/Gainzpolar 7d ago

More like the boys toilet door

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u/DingusWeed 7d ago

Needs the S drawn on a few times

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u/FlobiusHole 7d ago

This dude is pretty likely getting laid so a pretty big “fuck you” to all the incels out there.

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u/Swumbus-prime 7d ago

I thought incels were equally voluntarily disheveled (either physically or emotionally) but in completely different ways.

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u/unholymanserpent 7d ago

If Idiocracy taught me anything this dude has like 20 kids

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u/Obrubakcz 7d ago

Rare insult my ass,this is on every pic of someone with face tattoos

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u/BassieDep 7d ago

Not really a rare insult. It’s the go to

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u/lost_in_connecticut 7d ago

He’s just missing a wad of gum on his neck.

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u/jimgella 7d ago

Is that...

Is that a glass straw from Wish on his neck?

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u/Professional_Fly_579 7d ago

He looks like the inside of a bathroom stall

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u/MeetN2Veg 7d ago

This is one of the most common iterations of the same kind of joke as in the post

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u/twistedcheshire 7d ago

My trapper-keeper had less drawings on it than he does.

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u/toytimemachine 7d ago

The crack pipe on the neck is a nice touch.

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u/Dore81 7d ago

Tho helpful, the meth pipe tattoo is unnecessary. I already assumed it be at the bottom of his bad decision pyramid.

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u/Yin1783 7d ago

Nah he's missing the classic penis doodle

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u/Mackinnon29E 7d ago

How are his teeth in such good shape?

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u/Luciferigno 7d ago

Is that Theo Von?

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u/urmothersuckscocks 7d ago

Wait… meth tattoo on neck??

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u/Expand-your-mind-- 7d ago

I'm from Texas and we do not claim this fuckwad

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u/Loreebyrd 7d ago

Does Texas proud!

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u/hydrogenitalia 7d ago

He’s missing this:

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u/CrimsonAllah 7d ago

This guy looks like he was the first one to go to bed at a sleepover.

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u/zirky 7d ago

how do you fuck up the shape of texas that much

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 7d ago

I’d say he did it to himself in a mirror because the word over his eye appears to be backwards which means the picture is reversed but Texas is in the correct directions…

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u/lLuclk 7d ago

Honestly he'd be pretty cute without the meth and face tats

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u/poolmanpro 7d ago

He fell asleep first at the sleep over

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u/ace787 7d ago

It looks like when getting that Texas tattoo the tattoo artist moved the copy he was tracing while making it.

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u/ace787 7d ago

It looks like when getting that Texas tattoo the tattoo artist moved the copy he was tracing while making it.

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u/Busy_Incident_2619 7d ago

The meth spoon tattoo on his neck is the classiest one.

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u/TomCruiseddit 7d ago

Rare insult? This one is commonplace at this point

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u/DrElbihahSCP 7d ago

She looks like she does weed in her brother’s cumsock closet

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u/Garthar22 7d ago

I tried twice to upvote the desk comment before remembering it was a picture

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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 7d ago

Is that a fucking crack pipe tattoo on his neck? My god nothing else has ever screamed trailer trash more than this one image.

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u/1776Patriot11 7d ago

Methamtics class maybe

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u/Ex0t1cButt3rz 7d ago

POV: The bathroom walls in Middle School be like

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u/impendingfuckery 7d ago

I’m not surprised that someone else found this post and put it here.

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u/FLAR3dM33RKAT 7d ago

Crizz Nasty! He had a FB at one point. Some ABSOLUTELY wild posts and such on there. Miss those crazy rants and pics and times...

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u/pyx 7d ago

It is really fucking sad that every single person in this thread is a judgmental toad. No one in this thread as any fucking clue what type of person this is, only how they look.

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u/alextreme96 7d ago

You think he’s an upstanding citizen with a crack pipe tattoo on his neck?

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u/IllustriousEntity 7d ago

It's clearly not a tattoo.

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u/alextreme96 7d ago

You’re right, it could be Sharpie.

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u/FriedWaffle714 7d ago

He look like he was tattooed by someone with severe ADHD who was originally supposed tattoo a geography of America then got distracted