r/nottheonion Nov 28 '22

‘Prepare for Bambi on rabies!’ Beloved fawn to become killer in new horror

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/nov/28/prepare-for-bambi-on-rabies-beloved-fawn-to-become-killer-in-new-horror
27 Upvotes

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u/bonesnaps Nov 28 '22

It's Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey all over again (since the copyright ended).

edit: It's the same fucking directors. I guess they have nothing better to do and no original ideas. lol

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u/Misuzuzu Nov 29 '22

Edgelords gonna edgelord.

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u/Rude-Atmosphere-3969 Nov 28 '22

Someone take these poor dumb AHs to the bookstore. You can literally walk down any aisle and pick something that hasn't been adapted yet.

Instead we get the 95th iteration of an ancient cartoon, live in VR but reframed as a horror but secretly also a hopeful commentary on conservation

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u/bernmont2016 Nov 30 '22

They're doing this one because they don't have to pay for the rights (public domain), and its big name and controversy gets them a bunch of free advertising.

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u/AdFresh3918 Nov 28 '22

Man this is just advertisement

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u/manbirddog Nov 29 '22

Bambi is killed for it to become zombie Bambi in the sequel

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u/HersheysKissOfDoom Nov 28 '22

About damn time.

1

u/fucktrutin Nov 28 '22

What's next, Giantess Tinkerbell?

6

u/Throsty Nov 28 '22

I've seen that porn.

2

u/sean6869 Nov 28 '22

Where? A buddy is interested.

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u/Throsty Nov 28 '22

On the Dork Web.

2

u/dogmeatjones25 Nov 28 '22

Oh please yes.

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u/fucktrutin Nov 28 '22

Naughty naughty.

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u/micmac274 Dec 02 '22

Peter Pan and the facesitting fairy.

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u/fucktrutin Dec 02 '22

Wendy might get that "role".

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u/micmac274 Dec 02 '22

No you have to kiss me "Here" to really grow up!

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u/fucktrutin Dec 02 '22

You should be in on the scriptwriting.

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u/micmac274 Dec 03 '22

Everyone 18+, use a small guy for peter pan (Oh look, I'm 4'10".) Now just to get a woman willing to let me lick her on camera and boom! Bob's your uncle.