r/nottheonion 6h ago Helpful

WHO warns people not to attack monkeys amid monkeypox outbreak

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago Wholesome Silver

Elon Musk fan wants to prove Tesla won't run over children by trying to run over child

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21.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Wyoming candidate undeterred after teen pregnancy disclosure

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1.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Mark Ruffalo Defends Marvel Output: ‘You Get the Same Version’ of ‘Star Wars’ Every Time, But Not the MCU

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41 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Lebanon man hailed hero for holding Beirut bank hostage over savings

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221 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

City tells New Yorkers: don’t panic about ‘splooting’ squirrels

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34 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Gun in 'Rust' shooting could not have been fired without pulling trigger: FBI report

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79 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Liz Truss defends energy firms saying profit is not evil

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

One person dead after shooting at funeral for Toronto shooting victim

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248 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Dozens injured in Legoland roller coaster crash in Germany

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27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

CEO posts crying selfie to LinkedIn after laying off employees

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17 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Oregon wants to stop using school funds to clean up neglected boats

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

CEO Mark Zuckerberg is 'creepy and manipulative,' says Meta's new AI Chatbot

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180 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Car thief hides in giant teddy bear, sentenced to jail

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r/nottheonion 14h ago

Maryland appeals court OKs judge calling cut dreadlocks ‘destruction of evidence’

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54 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Asthma carbon footprint 'as big as eating meat'

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29 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Wedding music blamed for death of 63 chickens in India

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8 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

John Bolton 'Embarrassed at the Low Price' for His Assassination

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22.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home

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1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Liz Truss accuses Civil Service of antisemitism, then repeats stereotypes about Jews

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38 Upvotes

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r/nottheonion 11m ago

Activision uses Diablo IV to argue against unions

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r/nottheonion 20h ago

Ukrainian refugee in Leeds 'seriously considering returning home' as she can't get a dentist appointment

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75 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Helpful

IRS faces online uproar over special agent job posting requiring ability to use deadly force 'if necessary'

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28.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

World Excel Championships take live sports coverage by storm

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30 Upvotes