r/facepalm Aug 12 '22 Helpful 9 Wholesome 1 Facepalm 1 Silver 6

Why are people like this? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Skydragonace Aug 12 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

I'm 100% fine with this. If I was looking for random people to date or even just get to know, this gives me exactly all the information I need to stay the hell away from this person. 10/10 ad, would read and navigate away again.

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u/Dishonest-cake Aug 13 '22

Ten outta ten would not recommend 👍

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u/GetSomeData Aug 13 '22

Here’s my invoice for our date. Looks like after I subtract your fees you still owe me $600 and half of your child’s next birthday cake which you will bake out of gold. Let’s do this again tomorrow it’s going really well.

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u/KingPinfanatic Aug 13 '22

This reminds of when some of my relatives pressured my aunt to try online dating she finally agreed and came up with a ridiculous profile like this one so she could say she tried it and it didn't work

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u/ookayookay Aug 13 '22

Honestly, why are people annoyed by this. I know to stay away and even got a laugh out of it.

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u/Captain_Pasto Aug 13 '22

Yeah this was actually very informative.

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u/Scribal_Culture Aug 13 '22 Silver

Yeah. If only all parasites were this big and brightly colored, the world would be a much better place.

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u/SufferingFromLigma Aug 13 '22

She has every right to know what she wants and we have every right to think she's crazy.

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u/Salty_Letterhead Aug 12 '22 Silver

Yeah, she's never had any takers

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u/giddeonfox Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

And she tells people that she has high standards, couldn't care less what ppl think and that all men are shit for not appreciating the 'real her '

Basically a walking talking toxic waste dump.

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u/ricthomas70 Aug 12 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Narwhal Salute

Even hookers have a simpler pricing schedule...

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u/ravedoyer Aug 12 '22

I still haven't figured out what hookers actually mean by "an hour" but it damn sure doesn't mean I get to have sex for an hour.

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u/ricthomas70 Aug 12 '22 Silver

Lawyers and therapists use the same billing principle

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u/ravedoyer Aug 12 '22 Silver

If I can't have sex with my therapist, what's the point.

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u/FakeItSALY Aug 13 '22

Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.

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u/ravedoyer Aug 13 '22

Don't tell me why I go to a therapist

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u/Aaangel1 Aug 13 '22

Can somebody tell me why this person goes to the therapist?

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u/jrock2403 Aug 13 '22

Confused it with the rapist maybe?🤔

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u/felansky Aug 13 '22

An analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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u/shtoopsy Aug 13 '22

Prostitutes hate this one trick...

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u/ehh_whatever_works Aug 13 '22

You pay per ejaculation I'd assume. At least that's how The Deuce depicted it.

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u/ImWithSt00pid Aug 13 '22

You have an hour to cum. As soon as you cum your hour is over. They will commonly show up late and still count it as your time. Then they will try to talk as long as you are willing letting you burn more time. Visit the bathroom to freshen up (do whatever drug they are on).

I used to drive hookers around to meet clients. They try to work 5 or 6 hours a night. They will schedule as many as they can in that time. No showers in-between. Maybe a whores bath in a gas station if the last guy paid for no condom.

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u/Navolas2 Aug 13 '22

What the heck is a whores bath?

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u/ImWithSt00pid Aug 13 '22

Washing off in a sink. Arm pits, asshole, and crotch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

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u/fuzzyfuzz Aug 13 '22

Rat shit, fat shit, dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes ties in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit. Fuck!

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u/peepopowitz67 Aug 13 '22

Ya know top and tails. Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father.

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u/_101010_ Aug 13 '22

I think you’re dealing with some very low end hookers though lol

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u/Strogman Aug 13 '22

If you ask me on a date, and I can answer "Nah, a hooker would be cheaper" that should be a wakeup call

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u/jackwoww Aug 13 '22

A hooker would cost less and have more class.

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Aug 13 '22

And be likeable.

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u/jackwoww Aug 13 '22

And make you smile

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u/drunk98 Aug 13 '22

Clearly you've never ordered off the menu

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u/SurfaceGrinder Aug 13 '22

and you know you are getting some.

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u/Mouth-Pastry Aug 12 '22

The monetization of the dating scene.

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u/ricthomas70 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Where I live, we just call it prostitution.

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u/Significant_Bill7040 Aug 12 '22

U probably pay less for a real one and have more fun.

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u/Chezzomaru Aug 12 '22 Helpful

"Oh children! You don't pay the woman for sex. You pay her to LEAVE afterwards." - Chef

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u/Kelainefes Aug 12 '22

This cracked me up

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u/fred_cheese Aug 12 '22

Not sleeping w/ you. Is there such a thing as fraudulent prostitution?

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u/squigglesthecat Aug 12 '22

I mean in Idocracy they do sue the chick for "not putting out", and we're nearly at idocracy levels so if it isn't already it will be soon

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u/IDontKnowANam3 Aug 12 '22

Just wait until they put ads and sponsors in their description

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u/neopod9000 Aug 12 '22

"this dating profile brought to you by: Descovy for PrEP"

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u/marigt Aug 12 '22

I want to only date profiles brought to me by Raid Shadow legends. Only the very best

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u/ThePowerOfPoop Aug 13 '22

Todays date is sponsored by Nord VPN.

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 Aug 12 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Bravo! Bravo Grande! Masterpiece Table Slap I'll Drink to That Shocked Brighten My Day

“Ladies, am I missing anything else?”

A date, I would imagine.

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u/TILTNSTACK Aug 12 '22 Helpful Wholesome

I’m scratching my head wondering why a lovely girl like this is single with 2 kids.

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u/JunketMan im just a dude Aug 12 '22

Only victims of this case are her 2 kids, poor excuse of a "parent" to take care of them

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u/Luigifan18 Aug 13 '22

…How does she even have two kids?!

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Aug 13 '22 Silver Wholesome

they're from before she had "standards"

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u/Agreeable-Meat1 Aug 13 '22 Take My Energy Bravo! Brighten My Day

Wow, she sounds like retail in the job market. Even though the value they bring is low and nobody actually wants them they're still the ones giving 200 question personality tests in the job application.

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u/ialwaysplayhealer Aug 13 '22

I guarantee she suckered a guy in when she had these "standards" and it just took a bit for him to realize how shitty she was.

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u/shortlilrope Aug 13 '22

From her days as a sugar baby of course!

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u/SixFive1967 Aug 13 '22

Was going to say this. ⬆️. Now she’s just an angry woman with 2 kids and some nasty ass toes. If she never does her nails, dafuck she gonna use that $100 for?

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u/Formal_Equal_7444 Aug 13 '22

Someone has to pay for earthworm Jim.

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u/woowooman Aug 13 '22

Can't wait for Earthworm Jim 4 to come out on the Intellivision Amico! Releasing 10/10/20 4/15/21 10/10/21 Q1 2022 Q4 2022 ????? Thanks, Tommy Tallarico!

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u/CommunicationOk8674 Aug 13 '22

Is it really coming out? Don't mess with me man that was one of my fav games even though I sucked at it

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u/ValanaraRose Aug 13 '22

She meant she never gets her fingernails done, not toenails.

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u/SixFive1967 Aug 13 '22

I see now how that could be what she’s saying. So answer me this: Who the hell pays $100 for a pedi? Those must be some REAL nasty toes. My wife gets pedis all the time and she never pays more than $50 including tip.

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u/ValanaraRose Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

I don't think paying that much would have to do with her toes being nasty (I'm not defending this wretch of a woman; her demands are fucking insane and I hope she enjoys being single). Since she comes off as trying to be "ritzier" than she actually is, I would assume she's going to a higher-end fancier kinda place to get her toes done, and getting one of the top of the line pedicures (e.g., the packages where they add all kinds of extra pampering, fancy stuff).

Edit: Could also depend on where you live. I could see potentially hitting the $100 mark depending on where I went in LA, Hollywood, NYC, etc.

Double edit: Reading is hard, I guess. I didn't say every place in somewhere like LA will have a $100 pedicure/service. Just that I can imagine that some high end joints in an area like LA could get that high, especially in like the Beverly Hills area. Doesn't mean there aren't also cheap options. This happens almost everywhere--richer areas of regions will often attract services that charge higher prices and have "fancier" options, etc.

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u/Lady_Scruffington Aug 13 '22 Helpful

Trying to seem ritzier but wants money for a Shein haul??

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u/Lorindale Aug 13 '22

She needs to keep up appearances for her foot fetish only fans.

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u/TyrionsCodpiece Aug 13 '22

Hey it was fun for me for a while and then I went for milk and never came back....

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u/Would_daver Aug 13 '22

DAD?!? I FOUND YOU!!

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u/fappyday Aug 13 '22

She fucks. Well, she fucked on at least 2 occasions.

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u/Silvermajra Aug 13 '22

Oh she puts out all the time. Just not for people that take her on dates. If you hit her up just looking to hit it all the rules and regulations fall off.

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u/tearsonurcheek Aug 13 '22

They could be twins.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 Aug 13 '22

She fucked on at least one occasion

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u/squirrelly_bird Aug 13 '22

Maybe it was parthenogenesis? Reptiles like her have been known to do it

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u/DevoidHT Aug 13 '22

Probably baby trapped some unsuspecting dudes for their child support

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u/Moonlight_Darling Aug 13 '22

Definitely sounds like she pampers herself and probably only provides the bare minimum for the kids. If that.

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u/Holybartender83 Aug 13 '22 Table Slap

Eh, kids don’t need stuff, or attention, or anything. Mama IPad will raise them. fiddles with brand new iPhone in a Louis Vuitton case with 3-inch press-on nails

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u/B-Pgh420 Aug 13 '22

Didn’t you hear her ? She doesn’t get her nails did no more ! Lol So don’t bundle this great woman in with the other ones with 3 in long nails. This woman is nothing but class and would never look as trashy as that ! But here is the real prob and the reasons horrible women like this exist, the sex/love starved me who are Simps and are so worried about getting laid that men will actually still hit this POS up and try and sleep with her. When anyone encourages this behavior by even sending her a message, it reassures her that there are men out there who will deal with this shit. I PROMISE U if she put this ad up and NO 1 , Not 1 single guy hits her up, she would change it in a sec. But if you still hit her up after you read this, she instantly knows she has PREY and will use up any and all resources she can. And then move on to the next. She’s a parasite that lives off of desperate men. Isn’t that what those succubus things do ?

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u/TommyBologna_tv Aug 13 '22

3-inch nails is code for poopy butthole

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u/neddie_nardle Aug 13 '22

You can guarantee it!

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u/1Eternallylost Aug 13 '22

Guaranteed, she's spending their child support money on herself.

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u/Snoo_98332 Aug 13 '22

Mama was a hoe, daddy didn’t want her…

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u/calabresedad Aug 12 '22

How the heck she got 2 kids with this attitude

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u/DemythologizedDie Aug 12 '22

The thought occurs to me that after she ended up as a single mother with two kids, maybe she got very angry about how she got where she was.

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u/Lord_Jair Aug 13 '22

Yeah, got very angry at her own decisions and then treats other people as if they're the one to blame. I'm glad that folks behave this way though. It's a pretty clear flag on who to avoid.

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u/Newmach Aug 12 '22

I am wondering how she has 2 kids. Must be twins, no way she got knocked up twice.

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u/tricycle_fun2 Aug 13 '22 Helpful

I mean.. you could stick a fleshlight in a guillotine and someone would still try to hit

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u/emarvil Aug 12 '22

A working brain.

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u/Ieatclowns Aug 12 '22

She's probably fishing for someone who has a financial abuse kink.

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u/Kelainefes Aug 12 '22

She may not know it but that's the only type of guy that I can see trying to go on a date with that woman.

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u/djluminol Aug 13 '22

People looking for a legalized hooker.

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u/Snipersteve_877 Aug 13 '22

Seems like it's cheaper to go to Vegas and actually get one?

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u/Raging_Carrot47 Aug 12 '22

Suddenly it becomes apparent why she is single!

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u/samiwas1 Aug 12 '22

This was my answer. I doubt this post is real, but it does sound exactly like something that would come from r/femaledatingstrategy.

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u/Budget_Difficulty822 Aug 13 '22

Ok I just checked it out and read the rules and man they are some of the most toxic stuff I have ever seen about a relationship. If they claim the female dating strategy should be "focused on how the woman can derive maximum benefit for herself, and herself only. Mutual benefit should be a byproduct, not a goal" then I really doubt in their skills to give out dating advice. As a very happily married person, if me or my spouse would be focused on maximum benefit for ourselves with only mutual benefit as a byproduct.... there's no words to describe how fast everything would break down. Mutual benefit is always the goal wtf???

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u/3_arm_sally Aug 13 '22

It's just miserable people making each other more miserable. You'll see subs like that every now and then, the incel subs were terrible about it.

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u/MechaMogzilla Aug 13 '22

FDS is pretty much the same vibe as any incel thread. Both seem to hate and be confused about how the other gender exists.

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u/rej-jsa Aug 13 '22

Femcels. They were supposed to fight misogyny, not join it.

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u/MechaMogzilla Aug 13 '22

They have Misandry which is the hatred of men.

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u/samiwas1 Aug 13 '22

It is a very toxic place. I've seen post in there of women complaining that they made an incredible list of demands for their would-be partner, and when asked what they were bringing to the table, flipped out. The actual answer: "I'm bringing me, and that's all you should need". Literally, what they seem to believe in is that the female simply shows up, and that's all that the man should need, and then it's up to him to provide everything else.

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u/Pain-n-stryife Aug 13 '22

I thought they got rid of that subreddit color me shocked

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u/East_Meeting_667 Aug 12 '22

Came to say relationship. But no one I know would make it past the first date

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u/DarkOrakio Aug 12 '22

Came to say I wouldn't make it to the first date. If I'm spending that kind of money, I'd actually like to have fun.

She does not sound like fun.

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u/SameAsThePassword Aug 13 '22

Yeah if I have 350 to spend getting to know a woman it’s gonna be an escort. id even have good options at that price range.

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u/koreawut Aug 13 '22

I'd "man up" and have cash in hand, then have literally any other woman approach me (my sister, my grandmother, a needy homeless woman) and take me away just before handing over the sweet benji.

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u/samtoaster Aug 12 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Burning Cash Table Slap I'll Drink to That I'm Deceased

Girl stop playing and get in the trunk we are going to McDonald’s

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u/Standard-Daikon-5016 Aug 12 '22

Alas I only have 1 upvote to give

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u/WafflesThatBaffles Aug 12 '22

ill give my upvote in your name

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u/Dragon_Crazy92040 Aug 13 '22 Helpful Wholesome

My 1st date with my husband was steak & lobster. Our 2nd was McDonald's. I was good with that and we will celebrate our 33rd anniversary next week. He still spoils me, and I still feel like we are on our honeymoon

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u/Lehelito Aug 13 '22

This is nice. I like nice things. Thanks, random person, and all the best to you and your husband!

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u/kegger79 Aug 13 '22

Honestly don't remember the first date. I'm good at birth anniversary, wedding anniversary, helping around the house, and making her laugh unintentionally at times. 25th coming soon. Congratulations on the 33rd! 🎉🙃

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u/IamLettuce13 Aug 12 '22

Smh she's gonna get the most expensive shit at the restaurant too. That accumulates to like what $350 for one date?

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u/ZelnormWow Aug 12 '22 Silver hehehehe Snek

That's tree-fiddy NOT counting the date. Julie is the Loch Ness Monster.

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u/No-Craft-8636 Aug 12 '22

“It was about that time I realised that Julie wasn’t the woman of my dreams… “

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u/ZelnormWow Aug 12 '22

"I thought she'd go away if I gave her a dolla"

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u/sadpanda___ Aug 13 '22

Well, of course he's not gonna go away! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

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u/Reptard77 Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

“…but was actually a plesiosaur from the Paleolithic era.”

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u/CornOnTheKnob Aug 13 '22

"...and that she was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era"

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u/DarthGayAgenda Aug 12 '22

Got DAMN you Loch Ness monster! We work for our money round here!

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u/AdvisorMajor919 Aug 13 '22

I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.

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u/IamLettuce13 Aug 12 '22

(Never-gonna-be-a-bride)zilla

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u/Exotic-Philosopher-6 Aug 12 '22

As a Scot, I would ask you not to insult our beloved Nessie in this way.

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u/Whale-n-Flowers Aug 13 '22

Nah, Nessie is Nessie, what we're talking about is the Loch Ness Monstah that goes around asking for about tree-fiddy.

Now, this Loch Ness Monstah is an 8-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era with big red eyes, easily mistaken for a girl scout. Has been known to go by "Goo-Goo the Dinosaur" and sometimes dresses as an alien.

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u/ChickenDelight Aug 13 '22

WELL IT WAS ABOUT THEN I REALIZED THIS "LADY" WAS ABOUT EIGHT STORIES TALL AND A CRUSTACEAN FROM THE MESOZOIC ERA

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u/chuckymack Aug 13 '22

I dunno — Shein isn’t that expensive — she might think Applebees is nice.

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u/RdeuxDtoo Aug 13 '22

haha yesss - my brain was like “Shein haul”? :8484:

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u/silenc3x Aug 13 '22

It was $350 before she even got to dinner. Then add on another $100-$150 for dinner, since you know she's getting drinks too.

$500

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u/Ravenhaft Aug 13 '22

God at that point just go get a hooker and pay a single mom to skip the bullshit and get right to the good part.

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u/Boda2003 Aug 13 '22

Yeah I agree, because let's not forget she already told us nothing's happening on the first date.

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u/TreeAccomplished3952 Aug 12 '22

I hope someone takes her up on this.. takes her to the fanciest restaurant... Tell her to order whatever she wants, the most expensive bottles, the most expensive food... Then they walk out and stick her with a bill of a couple K of food... I mean that seems like that would be too funny!

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u/astrielx Aug 13 '22

Nah, that's when you tell the waiter you're splitting the bill and only paying for what you ordered. Then the cops get called by the restaurant when she refuses.

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u/BarcaStranger Aug 13 '22

I can have a good time with 350, just not with her lol

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u/Be_Weird Aug 12 '22

How not to get a date in one easy lesson.

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u/blackviking45 Aug 12 '22

But I am so good though I don't even have to do what she is doing to never get a date.

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u/MrAnderzon Aug 13 '22

The sad thing is some desperate dude with low self esteem will do all this and be happy. Not knowing he’s being manipulated

Then again he might be into that

But then again is he maybe used to it that he figures it’s the only way for female attention

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u/Whoompaboompa Aug 12 '22 Silver

She's taking the piss

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u/SwissDeathstar Aug 12 '22

So love does have a price after all.

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u/the_reducing_valve Aug 12 '22

" I love your addiction to money you don't earn, will you marry me?"

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u/HeavyMetalTrucker84 Aug 12 '22 Silver

Would you like fries with your misplaced entitlement?

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u/Dalferious Aug 13 '22

Fries aren’t good enough for her

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u/Tim-oBedlam Aug 12 '22

Let's assume gas is pricey, at $5/gallon. Julie drives a car that gets 25 mpg. That means to spend $50 on gas she'd have to drive 250 miles, so each way that's 125 miles. That's a bit far for a first date, methinks.

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u/Unaveragejoesephe Aug 13 '22

Drive her to the middle of a desert and drop her off to never be seen again

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

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u/Fragrant_Example_918 Aug 13 '22

Yeah, probably full of plastic too!

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u/titanup001 Aug 13 '22

But you have to pay for the gas to get her to the pre date shopping, the pre date pedicure, and run her poor kids to wherever she dumps them.

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u/IAmAnImpartialHuman Aug 12 '22

Julie is dying alone.

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u/drunk98 Aug 13 '22

Surrounded by purring...honestly that doesn't sound too bad

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u/KazBeoulve Aug 13 '22

Did you think on the purr providers in this scenario? Do you think they'll be happy?

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u/drunk98 Aug 13 '22

Well they got food for a bit, hopefully Julie made a will that'll provide when she's discovered.

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u/MissHibernia Aug 12 '22

She says ‘ladies’ like she is a part of that group. Ummmmnnn no.

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u/Heyyyy_Lemmy Aug 12 '22

Why be so elaborate, just say you don't want to date.

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u/Right_Hour Aug 12 '22 Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval

She realizes she is competing with $20 for a blowjob and $100 for an hour, for no strings attached no drama arrangement, right?

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u/tonxsmash47 Aug 12 '22

From a purely business perspective, this is hilarious and good game theory.

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u/random668655578 Aug 12 '22

She probably does, i think that's how she got the 2 kids in the first place.

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u/lavascamp Aug 12 '22

Oh that’s terrible, where would one possibly find these awful $100 no-strings-attached no drama arrangements? I need to know so I can avoid them.

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u/BrattonCreedThoughts Aug 12 '22

I only need to avoid the $20 arrangements because, just it happens I have a $20 in my wallet and that could possibly be my downfall.

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u/uberguysmiley Aug 13 '22

I mean, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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u/-jaylew- Aug 13 '22

Lmao seriously.

A friend of mine is an “escort” based out of an “escort service” and at a minimum she’s pulling in $500 a client after paying out the shop, and frequently makes $1500-$2500 a night with only a couple of people.

The extras are what get you.

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u/Chickwholikesdudes Aug 13 '22

I don't need fries and a drink or even extra cheese.

Just price me out at the basics.

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u/wafflestep Aug 13 '22

I mean honestly, ask a cabbie in your city. They know everything and everyone from your grandma to drug dealers and the cheapest street hookers. Actual cab company tho, not Uber.

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u/eDave Aug 13 '22

A nicer hotels concierge or parking attendants as well. And bartenders.

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Aug 13 '22

$20 for a blowjob? Sounds dangerous. Seems like the kind of person with oral herpes.

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u/Let01 Aug 12 '22

and then people wonder why no one likes them

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u/Contango_4eva Aug 12 '22

I'm not sure what a shein haul is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

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u/DrippingWithRabies Aug 13 '22

A cheap shitty fast fashion brand where everything is made in China. She's trying to act expensive while wearing the cheapest clothes you can buy. Like, girl hit up a Ross and get a last season Calvin Klein dress at least. Come on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

And yet she’s getting $100 pedicure? The Asian nail salons are $30.

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u/DrippingWithRabies Aug 13 '22

She's gotta have some crazy hobbit feet or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Maybe she’s getting tips and dip and shit. Weird she doesn’t get her hands done when she seems so demanding otherwise.

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u/montanagrizfan Aug 13 '22

Absolutely crappy direct from China clothes. Like $8 for a top that falls apart the first time you wear it. It makes the stuff at H&M and Forever 21 look like Channel by comparison.

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u/LG03 Aug 13 '22

So the definition of disposable fashion? Buy something to wear it once for appearances then throw it away because it'll evaporate in the wash?

Doesn't sound wasteful at all.

Meanwhile I just bought 2 new pairs of jeans for the first time in 15 years and doubled my pants line-up.

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u/TheJege12 Aug 12 '22

"Am i missing anything else?" Yeah, common sense

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u/VixNeko Aug 12 '22 Take My Energy

Wonder why she's a single mother. 🤔

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u/NaaastyButler Aug 13 '22

I bet Julie fucks like a dead salmon

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u/izaakfromspace Aug 12 '22

Is she missing anything? Her god dam mind!

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u/DiscordTryhard Aug 12 '22

Damn, this is the kind of shit I expect to see in r/FemaleDatingStrategy

All it's missing is the use of "LVM"

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u/muskratboy Aug 12 '22

I was like, dang that still exists? And no, it doesn’t. Only one mod posts, and it lives as a podcast? JFC, what a dumpster fire that place is.

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u/Firewolf06 Aug 12 '22

iirc they got very close to being banned and moved off site

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u/be_easy_1602 Aug 13 '22

As they should, that shit is female incels

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u/NotAShaaaak Aug 13 '22

I went on to see if that hellhole was still the same and the first thing I see is someone calling men pedophiles if they like short girls who shave their pubes. They literally just called all short women children and then used it to argue were pedophiles

Makes enough sense to me, see y'all in prison

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u/MiaLba Aug 13 '22

Yep. I’ve seen some of that shit on there. According to them a man is a pedo if he likes women who save their pubes because that means he’s attracted to children. Apparently women aren’t allowed to shave for themselves they’re only doing it to please men!

They’re obsessed with calling women “pick me’s” as well.

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u/Cauliflower-Easy Aug 13 '22

You’re a pick me for thinking that

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u/Key-Combination-8111 Aug 12 '22

Oh wow... What a.. fine lady.

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u/Thin-Iron5276 Aug 12 '22

“Am I missing something else?” Yeah the brain capacity to understand that this is ridiculous

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u/koalasamurai Aug 12 '22

And you just know she's like "Where's all the good men?"

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u/juicyjules_24 Aug 12 '22

Lmfaoooo. Julie is a fool.

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u/Ball-Fantastic I <3 Rocket Ships (_)_):::::::::::D Aug 12 '22

"So you do you want a mcflurry or not?"

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u/One_Percent_Magic Aug 13 '22

I'm running so far away from this that I'm at risk of running back into it again.

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u/Myaccoubtdisappeared Aug 12 '22

Lol. Sounds like an expensive handjob.

Your own handjob.

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u/SovelissGulthmere Aug 12 '22

Prostitution but with extra steps

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u/Jonsina101 Aug 13 '22

And without the prostitution