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u/StChas77 8d ago

I'm so glad my dog can't understand me; I've called him all sorts of terrible things in an encouraging, happy voice over the years.

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u/leomonster 8d ago

Oh, he understands you alright. He just loves you, even though he thinks you don't know what you're saying.

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u/SmartAlec105 8d ago

Dogs are so full of love. I love it when I just look over at my dog that’s lying on the floor and then their tail starts wagging and slapping against the floor.

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u/_ForNeverMore_ 7d ago

I wish my dog could understand when I call him Dr Sweetpoops.

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u/NewperYooper 7d ago

Um... How exactly do you know his poops are sweet? 😳

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u/_ForNeverMore_ 7d ago

👀 uhhh don't worry about it

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u/Hugeknight 7d ago

Stop licking your fingers!

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u/tasteful_tomfoolery 7d ago

Instead of calling my dog pumpkin like some people do I call him blumkpin, but not when people are around because I don’t want to explain what that means.

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u/Stealfur 7d ago

I think my cat has understand the word Lardass cause he seems to be getting offended when every I say "aww here comes Mr. Tubby Lardass. What does Captain Jiggle butt what now hmmm? Some wet food?"

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u/grednforgesgirl 7d ago

This made me giggle lmao

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u/Sassy_chipmunk_10 7d ago

I have a deaf dog now and this is the only thing I miss. Getting dogs excited by calling them ridiculous shit is sooooo much fun.

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u/NineSwords 8d ago

You nailed the smug face.

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u/Pizzacakecomic 8d ago

Why thank you 😏

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u/No_Common_5915 7d ago

"You're an idiot!" this made me. Lol

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u/orangiest 7d ago

The expression truly goes with "You're an idiot!" dialogue.

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u/FattyPepperonicci69 7d ago

I always see your comics pop up in r/all and just saying I’m a big fan of your artistic style.

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u/Ok-Bullfrog2750 7d ago

Shee is a professor of Malmology

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u/fondledbydolphins 8d ago

Is the Professor's goof face a mlem?

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u/Pizzacakecomic 8d ago

She's a professor of mlemology

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u/hudgepudge 7d ago

CAT TAX

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u/waluigithewalrus 7d ago

She's posted pics of them before. I found one she posted of the brown cat. https://www.reddit.com/user/Pizzacakecomic/comments/udumyc/look_at_all_those_toes/

I know she's posted the grey one in the past, but I'm not digging that far down lol

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u/hudgepudge 7d ago

Aw, what cute critter. I tried to do a dive to find cats but only found comics.

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u/tehlemmings 7d ago

...

Did you not look at the comic?

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 7d ago edited 7d ago

Wait if that's a mlem what's a blep ?

Edit: ok in my 60 seconds of extensive research, I can officially say that the tongue hanging out is a Blep. Mlem is just like a cute type of licking basically.

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u/CoffeeJedi 8d ago edited 7d ago

We got a kitten that came with the name "Senator Jellybeans" which is adorable but a bit long. We renamed him Cooper, but his full name and title is still Senator Cooper Jellybeans.

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u/Tyrren 7d ago

My cat's full name is Mountain Dew Livewire. We call her Ivy.

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u/invisible-oddity 7d ago

That's hilarious! My cat's full name is Dimsum Godzilla and looking back I have no idea how that happened

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u/RuneArc 8d ago Silver

Professor Minerva McGonagall's origin story...

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u/EuroPolice 8d ago

Yeah this is good. Makes brain produce ꧁good꧂ chemical

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u/Viktor_Jkhorvschki 7d ago

"Why do you think they call me 'Dr Quinn'?"

"I just thought that was a nickname, like Dr Dre."

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u/ColdLog6078 8d ago

My cat is both of these cats.

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u/SirDidymus 8d ago

They’re not mutually exclusive.

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u/mowdownjoe 7d ago

So, I just noticed that Jade is wearing a collar and your tabby isn't. Does your tabby just not like wearing a collar? Because I have a tabby that refuses to wear a collar.

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

Well Honey wears a collar but her fur is actually a bit longer, so you can't see it that well :) also I forgot to draw it!

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u/CatsNotBananas 8d ago edited 8d ago

soft professor jade

other smol is throwing shade

cats no banana

Awww Jade has an extra side of beans

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u/GrahamCracker98 7d ago

More like purr-fessor

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u/bubbaholy 8d ago

I looked at the site but didn't see this comic. Is there a place to link to outside or reddit?

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

I'm just about to post it on my site :) I do reddit first!

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u/bubbaholy 7d ago

Thanks! I just wanted to share it with some people outside of Reddit. Great work, I want to check out the comic again some time. :) The cat reminded me of an old acquaintance who was a "professor" at one of the for-profit universities that got shut down for fraud. They were a Professor of "Life Skills"

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u/jeffsterlive 7d ago

You’re very brave.

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u/spiderwithasushihead 7d ago

Relevant photo of my cat who is one of those orange cats that has to fight over the one brain cell all orange cats take turns sharing. Pretty hysterical that they thought he looked like he could be a professor. This cat is such a dummy that he is afraid of his own poop.

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

I love him! ❤️

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u/machingunwhhore 7d ago

With respect, I don't see the joke in this.

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u/arsenicaqua 7d ago

This isn't even remotely funny

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u/mini-hypersphere 8d ago

This is how I feel about my B.S.

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u/rob132 8d ago

" That's only cuz you're sleeping with the owner."

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u/m05ch 7d ago

I like the way you draw your cats.

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u/AedesAegyptis14 7d ago

Haters gonna hate 🤷‍♂️

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u/fargmania 7d ago

I love insulting my cat in an encouraging voice... it's the best. And I love this comic - it's perfection.

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u/Totally_Not_Morgan 7d ago

My brother calls my cat a CEO lmao

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u/JustThatGuyBen 7d ago

Love the expressions!

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u/Stars-in-the-night 7d ago

I've had these two cats before! The serious one would literally sigh and roll her eyes when the dumb one was acting like the king of the world for peeing in the litterbox with peeing on his tail.

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u/DikiyBobr0127 7d ago

No she's stuff

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u/Bittieboi77 7d ago

God I am so not used to seeing this somewhere other than r/ComedyNecrophilia

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u/HeroOfSideQuests 7d ago

Serious Scratch and Grounder (The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog) vibes from these two.

I know that doesn't say much, but it's one of the highest compliments I can pay you as a 90s kid. I look forward to these every time. Thank you :)

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u/HerrBlucher235 7d ago

This pleases me.

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u/Bobby_The_Boob 7d ago

Jesus how painfully unfunny

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u/Freakwilly 8d ago

I love your comics so much. Please keep up the great work.

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

❤❤❤

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u/Lrkilla_g 7d ago

Stop making comics

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u/buttholebacteria 7d ago

Please stop making these

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u/lalolou 7d ago

Knocked it out of the park again! How do you do it??

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

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u/lalolou 7d ago

Believe in yourself pizza, you’re very talented.

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u/Merkin-Jerky 8d ago

Spectacular work. Love the humor you have.

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u/DaveInLondon89 7d ago

That cat is getting a bit uppity for a stray.

Jus' sayin'.

/s

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u/superhamsniper 7d ago

This one sparks joy, i really like the art style

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u/Higlac 7d ago

I have a brown tabby and a gray kitty, so this comic is extra cute.

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u/iAmUnintelligible 7d ago

Which cat is brown

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u/Higlac 7d ago

The brown one

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u/That_Guy_You_Know_71 8d ago

Aw man... I wanted to share this in a private group server with my partners because of how cute it is, but all it would do is remind my theyfriend of their cat, Professor, who died a while ago...

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u/mster1611 7d ago

from the other side of the world (NL) like you"re comics

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u/ScousePenguin 7d ago

Professor Whiskers

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

He's got the body of a man, but he's got the brain of a man

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u/couchpotatochip21 7d ago

Good ol pizza cake coming to make my day better

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u/RyoJoelOfficial 7d ago

I'm dead 💀

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u/AreiaMage 7d ago

I could actually hear the last panel haha

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u/MorganWick 7d ago

You may or may not be ripping off Garfield, but you could probably write for them.

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u/CoalMineInTheCanary 8d ago

No, it's pronounced "goof face"

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u/ImgurianForever 7d ago

I have a gray and a orange cat. But my orange bois name is Mr Dr Professor

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u/EUCopyrightComittee 7d ago

Awwwww sword turned girl. The plot thickens.

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u/ZealousidealDriver63 7d ago

Professor Goof Face whiskers and all

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u/ghosttrainhobo 7d ago

I call one of my cats “Princess Princess-pants”

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u/ThePigmanAgain 7d ago

The first face is cute as heck.

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u/literal-hitler 7d ago

Nice job drawing McGonagall.

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u/siascore 7d ago

That's Professor McGonagall in the last slide

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u/Bohya 7d ago

Why did you make the bottom left cat so... hot? 😳

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u/MetalBmFBeard 7d ago

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Moar!

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u/backstreets_back_ok 7d ago

Please god tell me you’re kidding

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u/Cheekclapped 7d ago

Why is this quasi-furry art?

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u/willseamon 7d ago

Yeah, he's a professor.... OF BEING A CAT! OOOH, FACED!

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u/projectmars 7d ago

Huh. And here I was thinking I was the only one thinking of that joke.

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u/LBGW_experiment 7d ago

https://i.imgur.com/6PCC4Nc.jpeg

I didn't know you drew my cats :O

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

Your cat is my cats twin!!

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u/LBGW_experiment 7d ago

So cute! Are the cats in the comic both yours?

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u/Pizzacakecomic 7d ago

Yes they are :) they deeply hate each other

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u/LBGW_experiment 7d ago

Lmao, so do ours! The gray one is 16 and the r/StandardIssueCat is 5 and is kinda fat. She beat up our older cat because they don't get along, so they've been separated in different parts of the house for the past year.

You can see the gray one's disdain for the young one when they were stuck in a car due to evacuating for a fire 😂 https://i.imgur.com/IECbz1u.jpeg

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u/GenghisVerse 7d ago

Purrfect! Haha