r/clevercomebacks • u/YolandaHamilto • 11h ago

That’s a napalm level burn

49.6k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Unusual-Two-3713 • 22h ago

One is enough

gallery

14.1k Upvotes

246 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/shoukatkg • 23h ago

got a boyfriend

9.0k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/shoukatkg • 1d ago

stands up to boomer

4.2k Upvotes

240 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/professorearl • 13h ago

Seems many conservative evangelicals are the real “sodomites”

4.4k Upvotes

195 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/WarmlyWacky • 12h ago

SpicyWhen a dystopia with hungry children is painted as a feel good story

2.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/shoukatkg • 9h ago

Samee, but different .

1.8k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrschanandlerbonggg • 23h ago

How does this guy have so many followers

1.3k Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Heikold • 23h ago

Does this count? It’s certainly clever.

1.1k Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/EveryXtakeYouCanMake • 22h ago

Pre-smartphone days were the best. Hearing a voice on the other end was nice. Conveying feeling through text is hard to master. How many relationships have been ruined trying?

487 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/shoukatkg • 9h ago

Nudes for dudes .

514 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lessurbanize954 • 4h ago

Dagger into the liver.

500 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Yf_lo • 21h ago

LinkedIn has turned into a war zone

247 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tolyavorob • 4h ago

Think this post suits this sub more

263 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gdkwyz • 9h ago

Mon dieu! J'ai brûlé le soufflé

207 Upvotes

162 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Patser21 • 2h ago

He never talked about history again

189 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • 4h ago

Covid is not over you dangerous clown!

122 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Trick-Sheepherder744 • 56m ago

Bruh, this one is new!

• Upvotes

1 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/comment_monologues • 15h ago

meta comeback

youtu.be

4 Upvotes

0 comments

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