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u/FastApplication5
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I'm a grower, not a shower, though.
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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21 •
Better have a boner so Tara knows you got dick or she may claim that you just got a peepee and need to get black sweatpants.
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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21
Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees.
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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21
I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her?
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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21 •
Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics.
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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21
I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really.
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u/cockalorum-smith Nov 07 '21
Tara the Phallic Inquisitor
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u/xSmolWeenx Nov 07 '21
She really the Penis Police
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u/aknowbody Nov 07 '21
Love?!? It's our very reason for living. As a group we have been cataloging penises for almost 4 DECADES! The Oscar Meyer Awards are coming up. Can't wait! I know I've forwarded all of my recent dick pics and this year I've got best artistic photography style IN THE SACK!
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u/pegothejerk Nov 07 '21
My dick pubes also have dandruff
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u/crewchief535 Nov 07 '21
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u/Montymisted Nov 07 '21
They call him waterfall dick. Because when he pees it runs down his balls.
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u/GoodAtExplaining Nov 07 '21
I could have done without any of these comments over what I didn’t realize was going to be a clusterfuck when I clicked this thread on a Sunday mornin g
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u/JOLKIEROLKIETOLKIE Nov 07 '21 •
This thread seems as good a place as any to bring up the time I spent two years applying anti-fungal cream to what I thought was the world's most resilient yeast infection, only to then learn what smegma is.
This is what you get from abstinence-only sex ed.
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You didn’t realize a thread about DICK and peepee was going to be a clusterfuck?
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u/GoodAtExplaining Nov 07 '21
I don’t generally click on Reddit links with the need to mentally gird myself before reading words on a screen
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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 07 '21
Haven't been here long?
Swamps of Dagobah?
Coconut Fleshlight?
Jolly Rancher?
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u/GendoRokubungi Nov 07 '21
You too huh? I was notified about this post and I've never even looked at this sub. Gonna go gargle lye while sandblasting my corneas.
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u/RagglezFragglez Nov 07 '21
How did you not realize what it was going to be? It literally mentioned genitals
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u/bikari Nov 07 '21
The solution is to achieve an erection before leaving the house and encase it in an epoxy mold, thereby displaying maximum bulge in any attire.
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Bro I’m a shower not a grower but I wear compression shorts every day so it might as well look like it ain’t there.
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u/shootmedmmit Nov 07 '21
My compression shorts somehow compress my dicknballs up and forward, really presents the goods
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u/Pikachu_Blue Nov 07 '21
Knowing this woman, she probably has no idea that's a thing....
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Nov 07 '21
Amusingly I LITERALLY just came from a thread of “men don’t understand what it’s like to be a woman (but women understand and empathize with men from basically birth)” and this is the first thing I see after dozens of upvoted comments stating that women don’t need additional perspective on the male experience.
And you’re right; many women simultaneously judge men on this standard whilst having almost no understanding of how it works. How often do we hear “men have no idea how a vagina works” and then we have women who are surprised that balls move or that a soft penis can bend without breaking? How often do we hear stories of ineffective mashing hand jobs and painful blowjobs? Yet it’s the belief that “dumb man doesn’t understand complete anatomical map of vagina” that is persistently spread?
Just strange to me how people can literally be so adamantly claiming that things are one way and could never be another, and then you turn the corner and see that exact thing happening. I feel like most women (or whoever is having these conversations at large) don’t even realize how little they know or how narrow their perspective is. This is one great example; simultaneously holding penis size in a high regard while understanding almost nothing about the mechanics of it or how it works, judging people on something you don’t even understand is so…crazy to me. But it’s completely normalized in this regard, I guess that’s all I’m trying to express.
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u/Lightdragonman Nov 07 '21
My lesbian roommate and I were watching a movie and a dude's flaccid dong came onto the screen and she started talking about how small it looked. After a few more jabs at the flaccid man during the movie I realized that she didn't understand that growers existed and that people aren't just walking around with 12 inch dongs completely flaccid. In the time since I've been answering her questions about the male genitalia and she's been giving me cheat codes about the other so it works out.
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u/ChillinVillianNW Nov 07 '21
I’d like to have a lesbian friend to give me cheat codes to be honest. That sounds awesome.
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u/Small_Time_Charlie Nov 07 '21
Do they know about shrinkage?
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u/lambie-mentor Nov 07 '21
Anyone who watched Seinfeld know about shrinkage. That is an older generation though. Also, 80s and 90s teen angst movies were always good for teaching women about the numerous embarrassing ways that a penis can betray it’s owner.
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u/reallyfasteddie Nov 07 '21
Yeah, sure, right. When I pop a tent at the gym I am the bad guy.
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u/givemefood245 Nov 07 '21
See your doing it wrong, you gotta be a grower AND a shower, see how I emphasized the “and”there
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u/calrebsofgix2 Nov 07 '21
You should really shower at least a few times a week. I get it if you don’t want to every day but c’mon man
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u/reincarN8ed
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Grey sweatpants are for anyone who enjoys comfort.
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u/thequietthingsthat Nov 07 '21
Yeah, my most comfortable pair of pants is a pair of grey joggers. I had no idea this was even a thing until recently. I just wear them cause they're warm and comfy. I have noticed that women seem to flirt with me more when I'm wearing them though, so I guess maybe it's related
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u/TheApocalyticOne Nov 07 '21
Maybe that's a sign that you actually have a DICK, not a peepee, according to this post
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u/TentacleHydra Nov 07 '21
It's only a thing if you aren't wearing underwear.
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u/Dangerousslug Nov 07 '21
Where I live, the guys with grey sweatpants are on day release.
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u/Pleasant_Jim Nov 07 '21
Yeah totally! The grey tracksuit look is for daft thugs in the UK.
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u/HuggyMonster69 Nov 07 '21
Oh that's why they were on sale? Good thing I only wear mine inside, or for the bin run.
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u/Pleasant_Jim Nov 07 '21
Tbh, they are probably great for going to the gym on colder days.
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u/NomyNameisntMatt Nov 07 '21
tf is the bin run????
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u/EpicAwesomePancakes Nov 07 '21
Taking the bin(s) to the front of the house for collection.
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u/NomyNameisntMatt Nov 07 '21
oh wild we just call that shit “trash day”
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u/PM_ME_UR_WEIRD_HOBBY Nov 07 '21
We call it vuilnisbakkenophaaldag, but Dutch is just like that 🤷♀️
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u/NomyNameisntMatt Nov 07 '21
ya know you’re not supposed to throw the vowels out with the rest of the trash right?
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u/EpicAwesomePancakes Nov 07 '21
We call the day “bin day”, but some people call the act of moving the bins themselves the bin run. I usually just call it “taking the bins out”, though.
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u/Commercial-Lime-8912 Nov 07 '21
Same here. But if you have a massive hog it’s okay to be a criminal, abusive, trashy, etc
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u/SkyPuppy561 Nov 07 '21
ATTENTION SWEATPANTS GANG/MAFIA/WHATEVER YOU ARE: you have sufficiently defended your sartorial choices. I surrender! Lmfao.
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u/GeneStealerHackman Nov 07 '21
Why is being comfortable a crime?
Ladies can wear leggings everywhere, but the second I wear sweats or basketball shorts I’m a hobo.
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u/Dangerousslug Nov 07 '21
Not if you show up in a Bentley. They're more comfortable than sweats and you get ho boy not hobo.
Like anything else, expensive leggings hide the imperfections a woman(or man so inclined) but if something doesn't suit you, move on. If you are comfortable in your sweats or shorts and not flashing anything, why worry about what anyone else thinks? That is unless you are trying to impress someone and it isn't working?
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u/tom_yacht Nov 07 '21
"long backs"
Lol I'm dead hahaha
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u/cheapdrinks Nov 07 '21
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Nov 07 '21
She got a pretty face so I wouldn’t even mind 😂
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u/fouryourlichen Nov 07 '21
BUT if I say "he's handsome, so I don't even mind his pee pee" I'm the bad guy
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Nov 07 '21
I thought grey sweats and leggings were for comfort? I cant change my penis size so I can never wear grey sweats?
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u/Thiccicus_Briccicus Nov 07 '21
Well all men can change there penis size for up to 4 hours
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u/NetSage Nov 07 '21
I mean longer is possible it's just you're supposed to ask for medical help after 4 hours. No I don't know why 4 hours.
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u/Moist-Gas1289 Nov 07 '21
If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, do not go to the ER and ask the nurse to "help" you. Who would have thought that is not what they mean by 'medical help"
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I could do without either of the comments myself. The whole fucking point should be to shut the fuck up about who should wear what.
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u/MuscleCubTripp Nov 07 '21
IM COMFORTABLE WEARING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT (within reason and my own liking)
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u/BoutTreeeFiddy Nov 07 '21
I think my peepee looks great in gray sweatpants
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u/centralstation Nov 07 '21
and mines look great in leggings.
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u/Kiwifisch Nov 07 '21
How many peepees do you have?
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u/UnicornMeatball Nov 07 '21
IM UNCOMFORTABLE WEARING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT (because I'm uncomfortable with my own body and struggle with self confidence)
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u/theoriginaled Nov 07 '21
Well.. yeah obviously but Im pretty sure the second thing is just being said in mockery of the first thing.
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u/Okamii Nov 07 '21
Yes but also this implies the majority of people agree with the first thing? Both the "I'm the bad guy" and the double standards title just assume women all think the same.
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u/Habib_Zozad Nov 07 '21
That's... The point of the second comment...
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u/pie_monster Nov 07 '21
That's also why he said waving his pipe for emphasis it's appearing on this sub.
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u/Lkwzriqwea Nov 07 '21
I think the second guys point is that if he were to hypothetically say that, he's the bad guy. He doesn't actually mean it, he's just pointing out her hypocrisy
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u/Correctamos Nov 07 '21
I thought grey sweatpants were for anybody who wanted to leave the house in their underwear or their pajamas, but knew that was a bad idea and decided to upgrade as little as possible before actually going out.
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u/NStanley4Heisman Nov 07 '21
I used to think that way, but now I’m older, about to be married, and just trying to be comfortable when I’m off work. I’d still never wear sweats to like a restaurant, but damn they can’t be beat if your just going out and about. Honestly wish instead of judging people for wearing them when I was younger I had just gotten a pair or two.
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u/DatBoiGames Nov 07 '21
I wear athletic sweatpants out all the time maybe loosen up a bit
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u/Potential-Pride-4951
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wears grey sweatpants with a dildo
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u/Edmfuse Nov 07 '21
You wear a strap-on. Wearing a dildo would mean it’s up your butt (like those tail dildos).
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u/jkerpz Nov 07 '21
I started wearing jeans since a young age because i got made fun for having my dick show. Your telling me older women like this?
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u/Dating_As_A_Service Nov 07 '21
Walk around Target in some grey sweatpants and watch the stares and reactions from women. It's pretty funny...I get a kick out of it.
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u/tragicdiffidence12 Nov 07 '21
Judgemental stares or “ooh, if only I didn’t have my kid with me” stares?
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u/ggtsu_00 Nov 07 '21
Oh there's plenty of guys who totally get off on women judgmentally lookin down at them like they're a disgusting piece of filth.
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u/Dating_As_A_Service Nov 07 '21
I'm not really sure.. It's always a mix of reactions.
Some will quickly look away as it they weren't staring
Then there are the ones... That let me know they were staring by giving me a smile...I smile back.
Some stare like they'll eat me alive.
Some get flustered.
It's always a mixture
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u/tragicdiffidence12 Nov 07 '21
Some stare like they'll eat me alive.
Judgemental eat you alive stare, or “ooh, if only I didn’t have my kid with me” eat you alive stare?
Seriously though - if Sweatpants were in when I was younger, I’d probably do it too for fun. After a certain age, the negative reactions likely outweigh the positive ones.
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u/Accomplished_Map8806 Nov 07 '21
But don't you wear panties under the pants or what? The dick shouldn't show.
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u/Shintox Nov 07 '21
Imagine caring what people say on Twitter. The equivalent of old people yelling at clouds.
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u/discerningpervert Nov 07 '21
Also this is the first time I'm hearing anything dick-related about wearing grey sweatpants
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u/Art_Class Nov 07 '21
I found out about this phenomenon earlier this year whilst wearing gray sweatpants in close vicinity of my significant other
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u/FizzSticks Nov 07 '21
I found out about it myself in college when a girl in my friends group said “hey dick boy” to me during a break time, pointing at my crotch” and since then my nickname has been DB with that friends group :/
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u/poopytoopypoop Nov 07 '21
Lol that's like seeing a girl without a bra on and calling her Nipples McGee. Kinda sound like some rude friends
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u/FISHGREASE- Nov 07 '21
I think anyone across the gender spectrum would marvel at being called Nipples McGee regardless of the context
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u/Ok_lil_baby Nov 07 '21
True story..at work women would point and look at my nipples because the office was always cold. It eventually turned into them calling me Nipolas. I would actually use the line, "My eyes are up here.."
If that situation was reversed- I'd be dragged into HR in 5 minutes.
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u/pkcs11 Nov 07 '21
Yeah, what is up with this, I've seen this 2-3x now. No clue what the simmering issue is with grey sweats.
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u/greengiant89 Nov 07 '21
Girls are always checking out guys junk
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u/EthosPathosLegos Nov 07 '21
Wish i knew about this earlier in life... not that it would have made a difference haha... sigh
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u/prairie_cat Nov 07 '21
No idea either. Anyone over age 10 who uses the term “pee pee” probably isn’t worth figuring out!
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u/TheChickening Nov 07 '21
Just very noticeable bulges.
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u/HGZ_Productions Nov 07 '21
Wear shorts under your joggers so your dick doesn't show through it. I use to wear joggers all the time until I noticed the eye raping. Can't escape it with tight pants either. They act like they're aren't massive perverts JUST like men. They harass men too and this notion that men should like it is old and outdated like a 95 Chevy in a barn.
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u/ElGato-TheCat Nov 07 '21
Why specifically grey? I'm guessing they want to see the shadows of the bulge so why not white or any light colored sweatpants?
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u/waitwhet Nov 07 '21
Imagine caring what people say on Reddit
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u/BarklyWooves Nov 07 '21
The best thing about reddit is its lack of influencers. I have to think reddit is trying to change that with the follower system.
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u/Memeboiiiiiiiius69 Nov 07 '21
As if she‘d be the representative of all women on planet earth. What a stupid way to create an antagonism between the genders. Also regarding how this pic gets retweeted all the time it‘s obvious that she is seen as the bad guy here and that she gets backlash for her idioticly dickshaming opinion.
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u/AustonsCashews Nov 07 '21
Imagine not only thinking and typing that, but then sharing it.
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u/gemgem1985 Nov 07 '21
I'm guilty of having no arse....
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u/kewlsturybrah Nov 07 '21
I'm a dude, and I am too.
It sucks, because all pants expect you to have something back there and my ass crack is always hanging out. Even when I wear a belt, it just slips down back there...
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u/DylonL4 Nov 07 '21
I give my peepee as much room as it wants because most of the time it's a very good boy
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u/NoMansWarmApplePie Nov 07 '21
Also, many of us are growers not showers. Just because you ain't walking around with a big one flaccid doesn't mean it doesn't get there when the heat is on.
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u/HippoCalm Nov 07 '21
I am currently wearing gray sweatpants
If anyone says I need a big dick to wear these, I'll let them know I am under age
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u/Anonymous44_44 Nov 07 '21
That woman's comment was totally uncalled for. #GreySweatpantsAreForEveryone
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u/Xydaine2 Nov 07 '21
Id be embarrassed if my dick was showing in my sweat pants. The less noticeable the better.
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I mean, they’re both being assholes.
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I can wear whatever I want and Twitter can't stop me.
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u/bastardson9090 Nov 07 '21
I disagree. The guy is employing asshole tactics to counter the gal and make a point. She’s just being an asshole.
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u/tjswan13 Nov 07 '21
the guy is not being a asshole, her showing the girl her hypocrisy
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u/joaoricrd2 Nov 07 '21
Be glad I wear grey sweatpants. I can't imagine the looks of some milfs if I pranced around in leggings with my huge dong.
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u/DrZoidbergJesus Nov 07 '21
People are wild. What the fuck do you care what other people wear? Wear sweat pants to do your errands. Wear an Italian suit. Wear jeans and t shirt. Who cares? You don’t need to impress anyone. Do you
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u/panzercampingwagen Nov 07 '21
My sister is a SJW but keeps using small and big dick energy.
I told her that's body shaming, but she wasn't convinced.
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u/ReallyRileyJenkins Nov 07 '21
Start using "Muscular/Fat-ass energy" and see how that goes.
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…ask her if making fun of women with small butts or breasts or big noses is body shaming. If she doesn’t care about that, then maybe she’s a SJW that focuses on different social issues not related to body image
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u/BlasterPhase Nov 07 '21
but she wasn't convinced
she's not convinced it's body shaming, so she knows what his argument is about
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u/FromKevinPatrick Nov 07 '21
I like how people are upset with you saying SJW, but not at the group of women who often raise points about objectification, body shaming, mental health stigma, but then act exactly like their oppressors when it’s convenient, don’t like something, etc.
Just wild.
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u/tragicdiffidence12 Nov 07 '21
I don’t get why people online (seems to be mostly women, anecdotally) keep using that idiotic phrase. Call them out on it and they’ll go through the craziest mental gymnastics to explain why it’s not body shaming, and would absolutely not be comparable to “small boob or blubbery thighs energy”.
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u/jjsyk23 Nov 07 '21 •
I got a peepee and gray sweatpants. Bout to rock those bitches. Eyes up ladies!