r/clevercomebacks • u/TheGreatZarquon • Nov 07 '22
Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot
Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.
STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.
Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.
FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Arkbud93 • 12h ago
It’s a bezos thing
r/clevercomebacks • u/HedRok • 11h ago
I remember when Elon pretended to have a heart.
r/clevercomebacks • u/TripleChocolate123 • 17h ago
Self-made persecution delusions at work
r/clevercomebacks • u/bendubberley_ • 9h ago
the royal family
r/clevercomebacks • u/Stabutron • 23h ago
Blame anyone and anything but yourself
r/clevercomebacks • u/whollyagitate • 12h ago
Oof size: big
r/clevercomebacks • u/g3tg0odn0ob • 22h ago
Who needs decorations
r/clevercomebacks • u/15814491244chen • 6h ago
I really wanted to update this meme credit:u/tfredrick54
r/clevercomebacks • u/Quitetwitch16 • 16h ago
r/clevercomebacks • u/Dirtydonkers • 10h ago
And i......am.....f*cking robert downey jr...*snaps*
r/clevercomebacks • u/antiquegiardia • 2h ago
He ain't wrong
r/clevercomebacks • u/motownmods • 23h ago
Trump the author
r/clevercomebacks • u/emilyblunt2023 • 3h ago
let them eat each other.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Business_Fly_5746 • 1d ago
The correct response to an insane personi.redd.it
r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Sphincter_Gourd • 11h ago
Brutal. I wish her well
r/clevercomebacks • u/AidanGsRedditAccount • 20h ago
obviously a completely reasonable response to another point of view /s
r/clevercomebacks • u/TripleChocolate123 • 1d ago
Kennedy thought she was onto something there
r/clevercomebacks • u/Exotic-Motor-6382 • 18h ago
would you take me to the beach ?
r/clevercomebacks • u/Immidandy • 18h ago
Some comebacks need not be clever…
r/clevercomebacks • u/pile-of-bricks • 1d ago
Is the album any good?
r/clevercomebacks • u/DaFunkJunkie • 2d ago
yes… they will probably come for you too
r/clevercomebacks • u/xxtipe • 1d ago
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Aheadsquare89 • 1d ago