r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

977 Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 4h ago Silver Helpful

Who says beer companies can’t be as savage as fast food companies?

Post image
19.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Silver Helpful

Republican "Christian" values...

Post image
42.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Helpful Wholesome

Almost Too Easy.

Post image
63.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We are vehicles!

Post image
9.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I'm not the CEO in this, but I felt this was pretty great.

Post image
795 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

O where have the spuds 🥔 gone to this time?

Post image
3.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Clever title

Post image
3.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago Silver

Still Chasing That Dollar

Post image
32.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

One might think this is Xavier

Post image
170 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago Bravo! Wholesome

Karmadillo's a bitch

Post image
23.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

I think this fit here... Maybe...

Post image
152 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

News just in: Racist doesn't know history

Post image
20.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

I like controversial opinions

Post image
171 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Context: in r/Minecraft mods told a guy to stop milking the death of his wife for karma after he made two posts about building a memorial for her

Post image
10.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 5d ago Table Slap Helpful Wholesome Bravo!

Spicy Truer words have never been spoken

Post image
71.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6d ago

How ignorant is this woman?

Post image
18.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7d ago Wholesome

Something wrong with her?

Post image
27.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7d ago Silver

Elon probably pictures himself as some sort of deity at this point

Post image
29.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7d ago Gold Wholesome LOVE! I'll Drink to That

The absolute irony

Post image
96.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9d ago Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Silver

lol Did him tasty

Post image
73.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 10d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Yeah, why DID he bother with a poll?

Post image
29.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11d ago Gold

Cut your BS

Post image
42.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 12d ago Gold Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Helpful (Pro) Take My Power Mind Blown Silver

The need is not for new depression drugs but…

Post image
66.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11d ago Helpful

We all have standards

Post image
10.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14d ago Take My Energy

Historian Elegantly Destroys All Russian Propaganda About Ukraine and NATO in 8 Minutes

Thumbnail youtube.com
2.1k Upvotes