r/blursedimages Nov 29 '22 Wholesome 1

blursed_poo

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/CaptainBraggy foreskin reattachment specialist Nov 29 '22

But will he spin?

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u/Channa_Argus1121 Nov 29 '22

IDK, but his name is probably Jonathan.

He's possibly a slow dancer, too.

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u/AdministrativeBar748 Nov 29 '22

Does he have balls though

9

u/x13warzone Nov 29 '22

His balls were probably broken to prevent him from getting on a love train

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u/Channa_Argus1121 Nov 29 '22

He has two, his descendant called touhou has four.

touhou=東方=Higashikata

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u/ThatDude8129 Nov 29 '22

Look around Johnny, you can find the Golden Ratio anywhere

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u/TheRadiantSoap Nov 29 '22

The shortest path really... 😢

It really was the detour...

I have nothing else to say...

...

But... thank you Gyro

LESSON 5 😡

💫

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u/supermanistaken Nov 29 '22

That's nature for you. It always follows golden ratio. It's everywhere from galaxy formation to dog taking a shit.

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u/Inhalts_angabe Nov 29 '22

Shit starts spinning

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u/altaltaltaltbin Nov 29 '22

The golden ratio

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u/AdministrativeBar748 Nov 29 '22

Holy fuck it's the golden ratio dog

3

u/SpaceTraveller64 Nov 29 '22

The golden shito

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u/The1truegoodboi Nov 29 '22

THAT’S why whenever my dog takes a dump after 20 MINUTES in FREEZING weather I feel so relieved

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u/makemacake Nov 29 '22

The patterns in nature are so beautiful

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u/m0h3k4n Nov 29 '22

That’s not a golden retriever

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u/lagomc Nov 29 '22

Narwhals. Again.

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u/OkamiTakahashi blursed plerson Nov 29 '22

SHIET!!!

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u/stfcfanhazz Nov 29 '22

Now draw a smaller one on the poop

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u/sschat Nov 29 '22

Once seen, you cant unsee it anymore.... thanks for that

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u/AntiSocial_Vigilante the Big spicy Nov 29 '22

I didn't need to see that

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u/stc927bb Nov 29 '22

Pizza Mozzarella