r/blursedimages Jul 01 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 1 Helpful 1

Blursed Braids

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u/pur_fer_ur_pleasure Jul 01 '22

casually walks up and slaps horse's ass

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u/Dinoduck94 Jul 01 '22

Horse bucks, kicks the girl, and casually scalps her

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u/cafehearty Jul 01 '22

Or rather breaks her neck, permanently paralysing her below the neck.

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u/NinjaXGaming Jul 01 '22

And now she’s dead

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u/jnthnmdr Jul 01 '22

Casually

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u/Nil_Lot Jul 02 '22

And the horse casually trots to the sunset while dragging the cadaver.

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u/RIPcompo Jul 01 '22

Felt wierd upvotig that but 🔼

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u/DaRealGamer303 Jul 01 '22

Casually dies...

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u/Manic_cannon Jul 02 '22

We ride these things… and turn them into glue. What The Fu-

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u/Jagermind Jul 01 '22

Nah, she'll keep bouncing back like a paddle ball

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u/thebestdeadpool Jul 01 '22

Casual scalping is casual

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u/KDaBlasian Jul 01 '22

It was casual when it was casual, not very casual anymore.

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u/daveinpublic Jul 01 '22

Yep I think most people were assuming that’s what the slap was for

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u/BooBoo_KittyF_ck Jul 01 '22

Casually decapitates.

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u/DineandRecline Jul 01 '22

This is way TMI but the number of horse buttholes I have accidentally skimmed with my fingertips while braiding their tails is too damn high.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Jul 01 '22

and yet you just can't help but braid the tail of every horse you see. it's a compulsion

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u/Long_Educational Jul 01 '22

AG girls are so weird.

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u/Alias-Q Jul 01 '22

Casually feeds horse a fast acting laxative.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Jul 01 '22

gets one leg kicked in the head and the horse and girl are fine

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u/Successful-Command36 Jul 01 '22

Dang that's a dumb thing to do

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u/HangryRadishA Jul 01 '22

Forget about kicking - what if the horse makes a wet fart??

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u/Fridayfreeday Jul 01 '22

You embrace it

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u/BurntPineGrass Jul 01 '22

The horse or the fart? …Or the braid?

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u/ThreeEdgeSword Jul 01 '22

The horse fart embraces YOU

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u/8LeggedSquirrel Jul 01 '22

I will do no such thing

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u/MattR59 Jul 01 '22

Yes horses fart and shit often. And often the shit is in the trail hair.

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u/Baphometaphor Jul 02 '22

And it will! Every horse I’ve been around was farty

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u/desrevermi Jul 02 '22

So "Farty the Horse" really wouldn't make one stand out among the rest (with exception)

:D

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u/no-u-reqium Jul 01 '22

if the horse would kick her would she bounce back like a rubberband or get scalped ?

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u/Alldaybagpipes lightly toasted Jul 01 '22

Remember those paddles that have a string with a bouncy ball attached at the end?

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u/sauvandrew Jul 01 '22

I just said that too! Boing boing boing!

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u/no-u-reqium Jul 01 '22

yes those things were awesome

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u/bittz128 Jul 02 '22

This is what I pictured as well. Also, a good horse never bucks…but they all shit.

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u/sanderxz oof ouch owie micheal cera bit me Jul 01 '22

She would break her neck and die

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u/no-u-reqium Jul 01 '22

a yes sweet release

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u/death_is_only_biggay Jul 01 '22

*Loud Darwin noises *

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u/Shydreameress Jul 01 '22

That is so fucking dangerous and stupid

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u/LeadingDay2707 Jul 01 '22

Yeah like forgot the obvious danger of bucking, think about it just running away, she's gonna get trampled or neck broken by the acceleration of it

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u/Shydreameress Jul 01 '22

Yeah like literally any action would be desastrous

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u/AyyyGreens Jul 01 '22

I was just thinking of the horse shitting on her, I didn’t even think of it kicking or running.

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u/Keppelmeister Jul 01 '22

It would just rip the hair from her scalp..

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u/LeadingDay2707 Jul 01 '22

Hair is pretty resistant from tear

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u/ChooseUsername9293 Jul 01 '22

You’ve never seen that video of a monkey casually scalping a tourist I gather?

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u/LeadingDay2707 Jul 01 '22

Look man I'm had a "great" day today so I really just don't wanna ruin it more than it already is.

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u/Imabigfanguy Jul 01 '22

Yes, casual scalping, like how people go for nice relaxing bike rides but without the bike rides and it's actually ripping and cutting off the top of someone's head.

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u/pleasedothenerdful Jul 01 '22

Yet it's the most horse girl shit I've ever seen.

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u/Peeping-Tom-Collins Jul 01 '22

Horse people...

I've known two individuals who have been killed by horses and for far simpler reasons.

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u/kaitonakedscarfpose Jul 01 '22

I can tell you one thing as a crazy horse girl, and it's that whoever decided to do this is NOT an equestrian. It's just the raw stupidity, if you've ever ridden horse you would actually know.

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u/hippityhoppityhi Jul 02 '22

True. Real horse girls know this is incredibly stupid. She needed better supervision when she was learning

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u/Tannhausergate2017 Jul 01 '22

How were they killed, if I may ask?

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u/Peeping-Tom-Collins Jul 01 '22

One was tossed off, if I recall, I was much younger when it happened.

The more recent one was from a guy who does freelance work for our company. His wife was kicked in the head while she was putting her horse in the stables. She had her helmet off during the time, felt comfortable but something spooked the horse and it kicked her in the head. Sent her into the inside wall of the stables then hit the concrete floor. 1-2-3 hit. She was rushed to the hospital, pronounced brain dead. Poor guy had to make the call and pull the plug. It was an ugly situation.

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u/Tannhausergate2017 Jul 01 '22

That’s a horrible situation. Both. But esp that last one.

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u/Peeping-Tom-Collins Jul 01 '22

Yea, that whole thing gave me chills. I used to go to an equestrian summer camp as a kid and rode horses, I was always uneasy around them. They're powerful animals.

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u/Joe_Mency Jul 01 '22

Whenever I'm near a horse (which is almost never) I'm always especially warry of their back side. I give them extra space if I'm walking behind them

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u/typical_user1 Jul 01 '22

The first two things that came to my mind were getting kicked in the head full force and falling from it and breaking your neck

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u/EngineFace Jul 01 '22

Why did you answer for the person they asked?

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u/Tea_Reckz Jul 01 '22

When Avatar fans take it too far

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u/Pilaf237 Jul 01 '22

Yes, now feel him, his breath, his heart. Now tell him to poop... inside.

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u/daveinpublic Jul 01 '22

See, avatar reference, it’s still in the public psyche! When people say we don’t need anymore avatar movies because it didn’t make any lasting cultural impact, I will link to this comment.

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u/caseygwenstacy Jul 02 '22

I scrolled too far down to see this.

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u/F4kEAstraiT Jul 01 '22

what if the horse just takes off

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u/piuamaster lightly toasted Jul 01 '22

or if it kicks her

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u/CaptainStroon Jul 01 '22

That's one long ass braid

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u/Sandrainsdown Jul 01 '22

Why would you want your head so close to a horse's arse

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u/Nitro_LPK Jul 01 '22

NSFW reasons I'd guess since this is reddit

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u/snailscale77 Jul 01 '22

Natural selection

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u/VarenDerpsAround blursed plerson Jul 01 '22

I love horses but COME ON......

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u/Mad_Man_9 Jul 01 '22

Ok. LET'S DANCE!

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u/TurnK202838 Jul 01 '22

Just waiting for her to get shat on

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u/hayhaydavila Jul 01 '22

Or dragged 50 miles

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u/RedditWarrior178 Jul 01 '22

She'd get dragged across the barn, her corpse would be the one to go 50 miles.

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u/pommdeter Jul 01 '22

Horse girls are just another breed

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u/Japnzy Jul 01 '22

Horse girls are just another braid

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u/FormerChild37 Jul 01 '22

There is no way this doesn't end in disaster.

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u/jdamwyk Jul 01 '22

begins violently spraying hot horse diarrhea

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u/theKickAHobo Jul 01 '22

What an ass

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u/hayhaydavila Jul 01 '22

Correction: what a horse

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u/Lost_Shake_2665 Jul 01 '22

Damn, the horse could kick her again and again like one of those punching balloons.

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u/Penguinkeith Jul 01 '22

You couldn't pay me to get that close behind a horse.

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u/8KoopaLoopa8 Jul 01 '22

Mrs. Hands

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u/Fuzzlay Jul 01 '22

Tail slowly raises.

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u/vak7997 Jul 01 '22

I'd slap the horses rump

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u/Archangel3967 Jul 01 '22

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW, WILL THE HORSE...

A) Kick her

B) Shit on her

C) Stay still and neutral

D) Start walking around and drag her by the hair

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u/Im_a_Boy_damnit Jul 01 '22

Probably C… then D,A,B

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u/Re_ta_RdEd Jul 01 '22

:5453:

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u/AMassiveTitanic break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jul 01 '22

:5453:

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u/sauvandrew Jul 01 '22

Remember those balls attached to a wooden paddle with an elastic band? What I think of if the horse decides to start kicking....

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u/ThreeEdgeSword Jul 01 '22

Serious, horse people are crazy as fuck. I know, I run a horse farm lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

New heights people, we reach new heights of stupid everyday. Quite impressive really.

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u/flatmoon2002 Jul 01 '22

one poop and instant regret

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u/Mokgore Jul 01 '22

She’s gonna look like Blue Hawk if anything startles that horse

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u/memeboy113 Jul 01 '22

Watch the horse start running

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u/Guffy2403 Jul 01 '22

Feed that horse some laxatives. Now!

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u/acePAGER Jul 01 '22

Imagine if the horse starts running in full speed , guess what will rip first, the lady's hair or her head off her neck???

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u/Winter_2018 Jul 01 '22

Shitty situation if you ask me

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u/Gruntypellinor Jul 01 '22

That's a lot of butt trust.

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u/Infinitely_Infinity Jul 01 '22

It then farted and pooped some touched her hair...

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u/banana_mongrel Jul 01 '22

I 100% believe horse girls are in LOVE with their horses and no one talks about it

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u/lunchpadmcfat Jul 01 '22

White women fuck their dogs and their horses and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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u/Ghoztt Jul 01 '22

I'm sure she has some beautiful dingleberries in her hair.

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u/Darkdest666 Jul 01 '22

one swift kick and your are now a headless horse woman lol

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u/NanbanJim Jul 01 '22

Nice pants!

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u/SirFelsenAxt Jul 01 '22

That's fur dummy. Horses don't wear pants.

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u/fatmeowmeow Jul 01 '22

All fun and game until she slaps it’s as too hard and her face gets grated like cheese on the ground as the horse runs for its life

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u/Proud-Dig3139 Jul 01 '22

I think we all know why this is on reddit

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u/_doctor_sex_tf2 Jul 01 '22

horse porn ?

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u/popseekill Jul 01 '22

sees top half of picture “alright… kinda weird I guess”

sees rest of the pictureoh what the fuck kinda avatar shit is that?

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u/JamesScott1781 Jul 01 '22

Sahaylu Jake! Sahaylu!

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u/FelixGandon Jul 01 '22

What if it poops 😂😂😂

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u/soolaco Jul 01 '22

Same hair dresser.

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u/PictureThicc Jul 01 '22

Horse girls are a whole ‘nother breed.

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u/KDaBlasian Jul 01 '22

She is trying to fully combine with it, her only dream was to become a literal horse girl.

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u/MasterXChief05 Jul 01 '22

Just wait till the Horse starts running

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u/Douchertons Jul 01 '22

Horse girls are friggin weird.

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u/Clamman32 Jul 01 '22

Real cute until that horse gets spooked and scalps her

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u/Zilverox Jul 01 '22

Hope that horse doesn’t spook!

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u/herpherpaderpderp93 Jul 01 '22

I hope this isn’t real… that is probably one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while………

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u/Minnesota_Boy_18 Jul 01 '22

One good clap and her scalp bout to be ripped off yikes

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u/24Splinter Jul 01 '22

No one: “How did Jessica get scalped?”

Horse: “Braids bro! Braids!”

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u/Celestial_Pug Jul 01 '22

I was hoping to find a Avatar reference or joke but I guess I'll say something

This is the next Avatar movie but on a low budget.

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u/Madness_Incarne Jul 01 '22

"I hate to say this at the dinner table but. Horse's Ass." -Hank Hill.

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u/Helena_Hyena Jul 01 '22

And then the horse kicks and/or starts running

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u/grandmarquiqui Jul 01 '22

The real dookie braids

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u/Gamba1547 Jul 01 '22

Am I the only one that immediately felt like I had pink eye?!?

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u/biggreencat Jul 01 '22

countdown to regret

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u/skyphoenyx Jul 01 '22

This lady was one dog bark away from being a vegetable. I didn’t realize this level of stupid existed

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u/theundercoverpapist Jul 01 '22

It's all fun and games until a rattlesnake spooks the horse and he takes off at a gallop.

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u/dodexahedron Jul 01 '22

Or it farts, scaring itself, and takes off.

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u/theundercoverpapist Jul 01 '22

Hahaha!

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u/dodexahedron Jul 01 '22

Seriously the funniest damn thing they do. They'll be standing out there, just chilling. Then one farts. Does it scare the others? Nah. But the one who farted bucks and takes off like something attacked it. 🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/thiefter Jul 01 '22

Yall I'm sure its her horse that shes comfortable with and trusts has a calm temperament. Now I still wouldn't do this cause you can never gauge when a horse will launch a deuce out it's backside but I really doubt she'll be kicked.

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u/Voelkar Jul 01 '22

I honestly don't think she getting kicked is the problem here. But it is still a horse and they are flight animals. If only something runs up to that horse from behind (like a dog maybe) that horse will definitely take off with her head still attached to it

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u/X3runner Jul 01 '22

I’d crack up if the story behind this was somthing like she’s just trying to keep the horse down while somone with ocd just walked up and started braiding then walked off without being noticed

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u/LtCptSuicide Jul 01 '22

Horse people are what happens when someone takes "white people shit" as a 1up challenge.

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u/AdBroad3455 Jul 01 '22

She fucked it didn't she

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u/mmmpeach Jul 01 '22

horses stand still for braids all the time will y’all please chill out lol

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u/Wraith333x2 Jul 01 '22

This can only end one way

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u/pac78275 Jul 01 '22

Who's the horse's ass that thought this was a good idea? (I'll show myself out)

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u/DarkShadowsBrain Jul 01 '22

All fun and games until the horse decides it wants to take a shit

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u/ThomkaFomka Jul 01 '22

Imagine one of them have to poop really badly

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u/mrcold Jul 01 '22

what a horse's ass...

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u/Moist_Capital_8327 Jul 01 '22

I hope the horse doesn’t suddenly have to shit.

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u/_Erilor_ Jul 01 '22

Random bee passes by…

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u/RWY_ Jul 01 '22

If that horse starts running she is fucked

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u/BiggWorm1988 Jul 01 '22

That is just suicide with extra steps

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u/Beef_Log Jul 01 '22

Really wanting the horse to just take a massive shit

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u/Sinfirmitas Jul 01 '22

Front row seats to the shitter

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u/ManufacturerOpening6 Jul 01 '22

This picture makes me feel really uncomfortable

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u/Raokairo Jul 01 '22

Those pants make her look like she styled her pee

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u/Girthquake23 Jul 01 '22

Heeyah, go on git.

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u/Tinofpopcorn Jul 01 '22

I'll admit, I know nothing about horses but this seems like a horrible idea for multiple reasons.

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u/the-original-chad Jul 01 '22

That seriously scary. The horse moves and she’s fucked then it kicks her dumbass into a indented forehead.

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u/JBBanshee Jul 01 '22

Horse people are weird sometimes.

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u/werleperle Jul 01 '22

That could backfire

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u/smitty3z Jul 01 '22

Bisch this ain’t avatar.

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u/Sicparvismagneto Jul 01 '22

What happens when it shits?

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u/BLUEWOLFOX666 Jul 01 '22

Just wait for the horse to poop

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u/Lil_Cumster Jul 01 '22

slaps horse’s ass HIYAH!

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u/FoolOnDaHill365 Jul 01 '22

How could this possibly end badly?

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u/pickfrickles Jul 01 '22

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

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u/Enygmaz Jul 01 '22

RUN MYSTERY RUN

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u/FlashZordon Jul 01 '22

Fuckin horse girls man..

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u/Sh00ting5tar Jul 01 '22

It's rodeo time.

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u/mitochondria134 Jul 01 '22

Gotta be a stinky spot

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u/thebestdeadpool Jul 01 '22

That's some avatar shit

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u/ludobeardog1980 Jul 01 '22

Ummmm, what if the horse poops? Then what happens....

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

I feel like zero people thought this was a good idea.

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u/KyellDaBoiii Jul 01 '22

Stinky hair

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u/Squallvash Jul 01 '22

God, I wish with all my soul that there was another pic where the horse Shit after... Took a big ol' shit

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u/HotNubsOfSteel Jul 01 '22

Well that’s… dangerous

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u/Alternative_Code_113 Jul 01 '22

You’d have to be lacking brain cells

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 Jul 01 '22

Break ya neck for the ‘gram! YOLO

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u/lroushdi Jul 01 '22

Dingle. Berries.

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u/jwjosh95 Jul 01 '22

BRAAAAAP

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u/Le_Kistune Jul 01 '22

Just wait until the horse takes a poop.

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u/squirrel-dick-FORD69 Jul 01 '22

The movie "Avatar" was taken too seriously by some...

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u/ElkCareful8100 Jul 01 '22

I just hope the horse didn't have to poop.

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u/iAmMortos Jul 01 '22

Big homeschool energy