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u/BelleAriel Jul 02 '22

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u/Reckless_Waifu Jul 01 '22

Look it's Jennifer Lopez!

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u/filosophicalaardvark Jul 01 '22

She likes tacos and burritos!

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u/ashu54 Jul 01 '22

When you eat a taco it comes out of your backside too cholo.

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u/anhyzerr Jul 01 '22

"Taco Taco, Burrito burrito-taco taco, flavored kiiiiisses"

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Jul 01 '22

When did that happen? I only remember the sex scene with Ben and J-lo

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u/CzechHammy Jul 01 '22

A short one in the car, while Ben takes “Jenny” for a ride, Cartman then runs off.

Second one is not shown, but after Cartman and Ben wake up in the bed, Cartman says he’s got Ben’s splooge on his hands.

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u/PeetaGryfyndoor Jul 01 '22

I love you, Ben. You almost make me forget about Taacooooooooos

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u/-Astrosloth- Jul 01 '22

Oh Bennyyy!

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u/3lhanan Jul 01 '22

Hennifer Hlopez.

No wait, that's Mitch Conner.

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u/anxessed Jul 01 '22

I wonder… will I dream?

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u/SuboptimalCromulence Jul 01 '22

Mitch Conner. I don't see a wig.

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u/Annonomon Jul 01 '22

"Mr President, Miss Lopez over here has asked to have a threesome in the oval office after this meeting. You in?"

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u/Elephantexploror Jul 01 '22

But the implication!

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u/TripleEhBeef Jul 01 '22

Looks like Mitch Conner has cashed his last cheque.

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u/Marcellofp2 Jul 01 '22

You attacked my village in Coin Master?

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u/DI3YUS Jul 01 '22

Oh damn, first meme I've seen in Chinese first. Apparently this is a thing in English too. How did I miss the English one.

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u/FaydingAway Jul 01 '22

Who?

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u/samiqan Jul 01 '22

She used to live here a long time ago

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u/Rictus_Grin Jul 01 '22

Underrated comment lol

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u/RobotHouuuse Jul 01 '22

It's the top comment and has been for ages!

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u/crspooner Jul 01 '22

Heneffair Lowpezzz

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u/Julie-Andrews Jul 01 '22

That's Hennifer!

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u/UnNonStop Jul 01 '22

she gives real cheap blowjobs

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u/kim-jong-Cage Jul 01 '22

Mitch Conner can’t keep getting away with it!!!!

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u/Educational-Year3146 Jul 01 '22

I was gonna comment this. Beautiful.

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u/FormerChild37 Jul 01 '22

Obama lost half his face seeing this blursed fist.

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u/Amieltype i dont like this flair :( Jul 01 '22

Omfg it's Mrs. Conner

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u/ShrillyPort46 Jul 01 '22

Taco flavoured ksses

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u/ashisnotloading Jul 01 '22

That episode of South park be like

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u/Lacious Jul 01 '22

Mitch Connor!

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u/WilderrWillllii69 Jul 01 '22

3 humans- threesome 1 human - handsome

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u/Outerpirate Jul 01 '22

Taco taco burrito burrito

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u/SXTY82 Jul 01 '22

Obama consults with Jennifer Lopez.

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u/boojieboy Jul 01 '22

Ees Señor Wences, si?

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u/fromtheaether Jul 01 '22

‘Sallright?

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u/Closerangel Jul 01 '22

BEN, WHERE'S MY BEN

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u/MarvelNerd2020 Jul 01 '22

Damn you Mitch Conners.

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u/Guardian2k Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

Image Transcription:

[Top image shows Barack Obama leaning back looking intensely into Joe Biden's closed fist from the thumb/index finger side. The bottom image shows a fist clenched positioned side on with two googly eyes on the index knuckle and lipstick on the hand and thumb, making it look like a face, the background being a room similar to a courtroom.]

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u/serieousbanana Jul 01 '22

How do you do that bottom text

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u/ProcrastinatingTrash Jul 01 '22

You just ^bottom ^text

(Use the pointy arrow symbol)

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u/minted_fnaf Jul 01 '22

My worst enemy Mitch conner

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u/pathlessMitosis566 Jul 01 '22

I have a bag of googley eyes and a glue stick that I lpan to use to put googley eyes on random objects in public places.

Rules: no serious vandalism. I bought water based glue. Extra points if the target object moves.

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u/TPP_VisibleJet Jul 01 '22

r/eyebombing

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u/evatorres69 Jul 01 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/TheGreatUdolf Jul 01 '22

is this hhenefer lopez or is this mitch connor?

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u/N1GHTSTRIKER45 blessed and distressed Jul 01 '22

OH HEY ITS THAT WEIRD HAND PUPPET LIKE CHARACTER FROM GUMBALL

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u/Fantom__Forcez Jul 01 '22

Susie is not a puppet. She is a normal girl. How rude of you.

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u/FartsMusically Jul 01 '22

Gumball is a show where the only rule is that there aren't any.

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u/Jay--Five Jul 01 '22

What does this have to do with Gumball

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u/FartsMusically Jul 01 '22

In the television show, there exists a character who is a talking hand.

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u/Jay--Five Jul 01 '22

I think you're confused, this is the talking hand from South Park.

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u/who_tf-amI Jul 01 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/MartinTheMorjin Jul 01 '22

Old people have the softest skin tho.

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u/who_tf-amI Jul 01 '22

would be really fun then

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u/The_Red_Mouser Jul 01 '22

Is joe Biden secretly the protag from naked gun?

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u/c0d3_attorney Jul 01 '22

Holy shit she was Mitch conner

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u/Jack_Madee Jul 01 '22

"I am Hhhhennifer Lopez! I like tacos and burritos!"

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u/shadowst17 Jul 01 '22

My god it's MITCH CONNOR! Wanted in 7 states for illegal arms trafficking and theft of Tacos and Burritos.

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u/GhostRunner8 Jul 01 '22

Mitch Conner infiltrating politics I see

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u/MikeVictorPapa Jul 01 '22

In this frame, we see President Forgets-a-lot being introduced to former President Obama by miss Jennifer Lopez.

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u/mors_videt Jul 01 '22

I miss the days when the presidency was like a buddy movie and not like an endless nightmare

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u/pieman2005 Jul 01 '22

A buddy movie where children hospitals are bombed lol

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u/igzamo Jul 01 '22

I will always upvote Drke and Josh

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u/Zeul7032 Jul 01 '22

I do miss these memes

they where pure gold

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u/thepartydj Jul 01 '22

I think Obama and Biden are great presidents. I also am a decent human being and love jokes. This is funny.

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u/NerfMyOrochi Jul 01 '22

That's nice Joe now go finish your coloring book

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u/mobile227 Jul 01 '22

Put a wig on it with a sign saying “underage girl” and Biden will be sniffing it all day

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

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u/ahshhshshsh Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

If trump was the president, he would support russia

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u/aedroogo Jul 01 '22

Because fielding a reprehensible Republican candidate guaranteed a win for Democrats no matter how shitty their choice was.

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u/Xenu66 Jul 01 '22

Eeew Joe Biden spooge

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u/badminton_soup Jul 01 '22

Peak Biden

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u/voidbringer19 Jul 01 '22

"Haha nice creation"

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview Jul 01 '22

Pa pa mu...

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u/ArnoldKagai Jul 01 '22

Wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/Gnostromo Jul 01 '22

Guys, this is funny.

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u/spiralspring Jul 01 '22

The real President

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u/realbanana030 Jul 01 '22

Repost i know cuz I made a whatsapp sticker out of this image

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u/ConaCoyote Jul 01 '22

Joe, is that blood there really?

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u/Happysquid789 Jul 01 '22

What else would it be

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u/Cautious-Adagio-9730 Jul 01 '22

Must be where he’s getting his advice from.

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u/TheGreatIago Jul 01 '22

Crazy how much the presidency ages people.

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u/Aneke1 Jul 01 '22

"Barack. Barack. Come on man, don't leave me hanging"

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u/47712 Jul 01 '22

I used to love the Biden/Obama memes. So wholesome

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u/Captain_Smartass_ Jul 01 '22

TACO TACO TACO

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u/Objective-Acadia542 Jul 01 '22

Bidenfist says, "Let's keep promising to do something with our power, pretend we can't with rotating villains in Congress, then beg for more donations and votes from the idiots who keep supporting us; rinse, repeat."

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u/Kingeli889 Jul 01 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/RadioDemon666 Jul 01 '22

Thats not lipstick, its blood. That fist is a cannibal.

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u/LegitimateFreedomz Jul 01 '22

I used to love this image and the fact that Biden is a meme. :(

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u/Orichalchem Jul 01 '22

Obama: aight im out..

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u/ReNitty Jul 01 '22

these memes are how i wanted to remember biden. not like this....

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u/Bababa_bombbombIran Jul 01 '22

I fucking believe it

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u/Kitsune_101 Jul 01 '22

Mitch Connor is back

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u/FREEROPE4TRANS Jul 01 '22

A picture of two pussies.

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u/TGOTR Jul 01 '22

We found who is responsible for stealing the election, Mitch Connor.

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u/ThatguyBry42 Jul 01 '22

Zorite!

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u/FPS_Holland Jul 01 '22

Taco flavored kisses

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u/BaconTheBaconMan345 Jul 01 '22

Reminds me of a character from PeeWee's Playhouse.

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u/fireblaster6 Jul 01 '22

On no, Hambone has Joe Biden

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u/SoulDestroy Jul 01 '22

Ayo look, its Mitch Conner.

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u/Exxxtremophile Jul 01 '22

I miss when Biden was the "best buddy" VP in all the memes, showing up an hour early to set up the fog machine for Obama's State of the Union addresses and assembling the Avengers to deal with ISIS

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u/Greenstar12 Jul 01 '22

Look it’s Donald trump.

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u/JackstandJ Jul 01 '22

Not the fistussy

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u/squishpitcher Jul 01 '22

I miss /r/brobiden.

Those were simpler times.

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u/10per Jul 01 '22

It's the Uncle Hogrum Program!

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u/Giraffe_Trick Jul 01 '22

Mitch Connor...

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u/Psychwardjoe Jul 01 '22

This meme is older than half of Reddit

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u/ejuliot55 Jul 01 '22

MITCH CONNER!?

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u/ScarletString13 Jul 01 '22

Uncle Joe really has it rough with his advanced age and all... But I bet it'd be rougher for everyone if the wacky lady behind her would take his seat in the office.

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u/Free_Doubt3290 Jul 01 '22

Taco flavor kisses

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u/m1ster_grumpee Jul 01 '22

Taco flavoured kisses

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u/_LumpBeefbroth_ Jul 01 '22

It’s Knuckleheeeeeeaaaaaad!

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u/Nervous-General3220 Jul 01 '22

Fuck you mitch conner

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u/zombiskunk Jul 01 '22

This is what I've been looking for. Memes were made about Biden acting like a child for nearly a decade. These are even more hilarious now.

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u/BritishBiscuitTea Jul 01 '22

WHO IS MITCH CONNER?! WHY AM I GETTING THREATS?!?

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u/kethh7 Jul 01 '22

Mitch fucking corner.

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u/Aryaras99 Jul 01 '22

I woke up with this on my fist this morning. That look normal to you?

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u/-Johnny- Jul 01 '22

Are we really about to get inundated with crappy Biden memes trying to stop us from voting until November?

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u/trunky Jul 01 '22

Yeah it should be illegal to joke about or criticize politicians. Memes are the biggest threat to our democracy.

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u/-Johnny- Jul 01 '22

Well there's a reason we get so much one sided propaganda

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u/aedroogo Jul 01 '22

You think this meme would stop someone from voting?

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u/-Johnny- Jul 01 '22

Part of propaganda