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Blursed Teddy Bear Bread [Removed] R5: No Reposts

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8.6k Upvotes

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u/kaushrah Jul 01 '22

I dont think there is anything cursed in there. Those ripped bears look good enough to eat!

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u/BertMacGyver Jul 01 '22

They remind me of this IKEA advert

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u/Junkhead987 Jul 01 '22

Love that commercial

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u/TacoAdvocate Jul 01 '22

When the dough lifts instead of rising.

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u/anant_oo Jul 01 '22

When the dough works out when it's supposed to be resting

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u/tommos Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

"The greatest feeling you can get in a kitchen or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the kitchen is the rise. Let's say you're baking bread, CO2 is rushing in to your dough and that's what we call the rise. Your dough gets a really pillowy feeling like it's made of air and will float away any minute and its really light and its like someone is blowing air into your dough and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the kitchen; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/Mozhetbeats Jul 01 '22

Please don’t cum in the bread, Arnie

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u/Efficient_Plane6862 Jul 01 '22

Lol underrated comment

37

u/LewieFastest Jul 01 '22

Waaaahmuuuu

Awaken my masters

11

u/zackerpok Jul 01 '22

*Aztec dubstep intensifies

6

u/Mandalika Jul 01 '22

I have found my people

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u/I_am_a_Victor_simp Jul 01 '22

AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIA

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u/Sgt_FrenchFry Jul 01 '22

Literally the greatest villain entrance of all time

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u/bornagainben78 Jul 01 '22

Teddy Chads

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u/Kerboq Jul 01 '22

Teddy Breads

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u/Ayvy13 Jul 01 '22

AYAYAYAY

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u/I_am_a_Victor_simp Jul 01 '22

AZTEC DUBSTEP INTENSIFIES

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u/shermantank123567 Jul 01 '22

They can butter my buns

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u/Jordo10101010 Jul 01 '22

Huh...so this is what they mean by "let the dough rise"

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u/Uno-The-Card Jul 01 '22

Calcium, son.

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u/Any-Hand1109 Jul 01 '22

this is a necessity

5

u/ReverseMillionaire foreskin removal expert Jul 01 '22

It’s blessed X 10

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u/Legitimate-Leader-66 Jul 01 '22

Come and cuddle me Bitch.

4

u/ZY_Qing Jul 01 '22

Not cursed at all. Fully blessed

3

u/ReaderOfWorlds Jul 01 '22

Average cooking fan: 😡

Average cooking enjoyer:

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u/BeastEagleGamer Jul 01 '22

Fuck u mean blursed

3

u/chubbycatchaser Jul 01 '22

“Do you even puff up, bro?”

3

u/StoBropher Jul 01 '22

All I see is the piller men from Jojo's

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u/IGotHellaMilk Jul 01 '22

Sheddy Bear

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u/rf_6 Jul 01 '22

So close. Shreddy Bears

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u/stormp00per Jul 01 '22

I loaves them!

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u/BecretAlbatross Jul 01 '22

The Muscle Mice from Demon Slayer

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u/Sgt_FrenchFry Jul 01 '22

I hate how the mice are more swole than I am

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u/randomguyfromafrica Jul 01 '22

The Pillar bear bread

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u/AnErrorHasOccured_ Jul 01 '22

buff monokuma 😩

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u/The-Toxic-bill break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jul 01 '22

They aren't teddy bear no more there buffy bears now

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u/gnomeplanet Jul 01 '22

A little less yeast and they would be perfect.

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u/TheRealLordofLords Jul 01 '22

🔥 swoldiers.

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u/masteroster69 Jul 01 '22

Is that Kon??????

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u/HollowVoices Jul 01 '22

Bravo, good sir, bravo *slow claps

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u/FarrisCo Jul 01 '22

Fakken nighmare fuel. Rly cool tho

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u/Grave-Encounter Jul 01 '22

Buff Richard

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u/Cozy_Zone Jul 01 '22

You could say those bears look caked up

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u/anal_bandit69 Jul 01 '22

Badoof.

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u/DementiaStorm64 Jul 02 '22

Pokemon Rusty, anyone?

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u/BlaaaaakeBlakay Jul 01 '22

Chaddy bears

1

u/Grapple_Cockie Jul 01 '22

Teddy bread to perfection

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u/fastlikepanda Jul 01 '22

From the body building competitions I've seen, those bears look pretty accurate!

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u/CatchSufficient Jul 01 '22

I am fine with this; though the question remains, how will I eat it

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u/HashOwl Jul 01 '22

SAIDO TORAISEPPU

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u/TexCal Jul 01 '22

Reminds me of Stewroids.

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u/Hyperbird45 Jul 01 '22

They look like they're about to rip off Gingy's legs again and force feed them to the muffin man

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u/knight-writer Jul 01 '22

Have they been working out? Or were they bread that way?

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u/Game_Hustla Jul 01 '22

Zyzz bread

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u/NatsuDragneel-538 Jul 01 '22

Does are some buff bears

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u/Vexed-_- Jul 01 '22

Chaddy bear

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u/amiano711u Jul 01 '22

sigma bear

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u/c6h12o6CandyGirl Jul 01 '22

Swole rolls.

// Not mine. someone posted this on (I believe) the original post. : )

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u/Whealeman Jul 01 '22

Teddy Picograms

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u/PlusSinus Jul 01 '22

Tanned Teddy Turds on Towels.

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u/The_Uncommon_Aura Jul 01 '22

Bro these look like EXACTLY the mice from Demon Slayer.

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u/Efficient_Plane6862 Jul 01 '22

IKEA advert bro’s?

1

u/GrayFox777 Jul 01 '22

x gon give it to ya

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u/joelandersson21 Jul 01 '22

Breaddy Bear

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u/BuildingLeast Jul 01 '22

Those bears are fucking yoked!

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u/o_an0maly_o Jul 01 '22

Shreddy bears.

1

u/Emperor_Quintana Jul 01 '22

That’s a handful of unbearably ripped teddies.

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u/DasPuggy Jul 01 '22

Ingredients : flour, water, salt, steroids.

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u/__S-I-N-N-E-R__ Jul 01 '22

Rupert is that u?

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u/Bobbitus Jul 01 '22

Fokin WHAM Ma god

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u/DoomGuy2187 Jul 01 '22

35mg of protein in each bite!

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u/MeatballllGD Jul 01 '22

God damn I would devour those in an instant

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u/-brownchicken- Jul 01 '22

I'd let them smash ngl

1

u/TWTO- Jul 01 '22

Built Teddy Tough ™

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u/Ulti-Wolf Jul 01 '22

These pieces of bread give my Uzui mice vibes

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u/hillbillypunk1 Jul 01 '22

More like Chad Teddy Bear Bread

1

u/AsianMilkdud Jul 01 '22

I love this

1

u/GarakStark Jul 01 '22

go easy on the testosterone boys !!

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u/TheKidWithWifi Jul 01 '22

Bears in jojo

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u/Stormer111 Jul 01 '22

Yeah girl that feels nice, what's your name?

The masseuse leans in closer and whispers,

Winnie the Pooh mutherfluffer

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u/dopeydopeee Jul 01 '22

Side Chesto!

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u/x0dogx Jul 02 '22

Bready bear

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u/Standard-Ad917 blessed and distressed Jul 02 '22

Gotta get a Bready Bear!

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u/Leon-S-Kennedy Jul 02 '22

Anyone got a recipe? I have never wanted to make something so badly in my life

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u/DementiaStorm64 Jul 02 '22

I said use wheat flour, not whey powder!

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u/Oblivion_Man Jul 01 '22

Cum gutters

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u/Julius33j Jul 01 '22

It's a JoJo reference !!?