r/blursedimages Jun 30 '22

Blursed_Bread

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/MarioBubba Jun 30 '22

Walter Wheat.

18

u/AMC_Unlimited Jun 30 '22

Jesse, we have to bake!

10

u/Crochitting lightly toasted Jun 30 '22

You’re goddamn rising.

12

u/Jakedenham Jun 30 '22

Baking bad

7

u/MuteDoomsayer Jun 30 '22

Bread-kun

2

u/NoSixes Jul 01 '22

You have been blessed with a happy cake day, enjoy your horny

2

u/Rich_Dtony Jul 01 '22

Haha! Happy Cake Day to you!

6

u/Zealousideal-Emu6363 Jun 30 '22

Making the mother of all bread, Jack!

6

u/Huditut Jun 30 '22

For when you knead to see

2

u/Rich_Dtony Jul 01 '22

Haha! knead to see the spectacular bread

4

u/catlessinKaiuma Jun 30 '22

I don’t often lose my glasses, but when I do. ………I make a meal of it!

4

u/SamanthaStraaten Jun 30 '22

That's what happens when you use clarified butter

3

u/Rich_Dtony Jun 30 '22

Watch out for the spectacles Folks. It's not particularly chewy...

3

u/n00bius_m4ximus Jun 30 '22

There's a bad pun here I just know it!

3

u/Not_Glunk Jul 01 '22

Bread sheeran

1

u/Rich_Dtony Jul 01 '22

Hahahahaha.... I saw what you did there...loll

3

u/dungledoo Jul 01 '22

I see dough problem here.

1

u/Rich_Dtony Jul 01 '22

Hahahaha..... Dough problem....lolll

2

u/another_useless_weeb Jul 01 '22

Grandpa..?

1

u/Significant-Club-188 the Big spicy Jul 04 '22

Sorry, I thought the can said flour. I didn't see the sticky note saying "Grandpa's Ashes"

1

u/M1_88 Jun 30 '22

The person be like where’s my glasses, ‘checks loaf of bread’, oh shit

1

u/Myth_5layer Jul 01 '22

Looks fine to me.

1

u/cara27hhh Jul 01 '22

"oh jinkies"

"that's where my glasses went"

1

u/Aggressive-Ad-5316 Jul 01 '22

At least someone gets free glasses

1

u/esketit_teeto Jul 01 '22

This looks like something from goose bumps 🤣

1

u/Bloka2au Jul 01 '22

Insightful.

1

u/Blitsplatapus Jul 01 '22

Heisenbread

1

u/Rich_Dtony Jul 01 '22

The bread that sees...

1

u/fargame Jul 01 '22

'... mist'

1

u/Historical-Ad-1364 Jul 01 '22

"Hello Sir, We've been trying to contact you about your cars Extended Warranty"

1

u/c127726 lightly toasted Jul 01 '22

Ah i see

1

u/cool2000m Jul 01 '22

Ah, I see your error. You used "wise cheddar" instead of "aged cheddar".

1

u/Garflemspinlkle Jul 01 '22

Did that bread just “🤓”?

1

u/LuckyDime143 Jul 01 '22

“🤓”