r/blursedimages Jun 23 '22 Silver 7 Giggle 1 Wholesome 6 Helpful 6

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u/iamharshul007 Jun 23 '22 Silver Wholesome

He sees everything...

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u/__Emer__ Jun 23 '22

That’s what makes it hotter

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u/Thisguygotit Jun 23 '22

That and the fiery pit of lava beneath him as he is Sauron

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u/RedMiah Jun 23 '22

Sauron demands a tribute!

Of bananas…

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u/p_s_i Jun 23 '22

And Bob

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u/Aconite_72 Jun 23 '22

And vagene

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u/happybobafett Jun 23 '22

We could say he is going bananas

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u/InEenEmmer Jun 23 '22

Alsjemenou, van alle plaatsen kom ik je nu tegen op een niet Nederlandse sub!

Vakantie op buitenlandse Subreddits?

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u/__Emer__ Jun 23 '22

Ik zit naar Minions te gluren die hotels binnengluren. Hoe maak jij het

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u/InEenEmmer Jun 23 '22

Ik ben hier omdat dit hotel toch iets in mij aanwakkert. Overnachten terwijl een grote minion je de hele tijd zit te begluren?

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u/__Emer__ Jun 23 '22

We kunnen het samen doen ;)? Naar dat hotel bedoel ik natuurlijk 😳

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u/InEenEmmer Jun 24 '22

Hoe meer ogen hoe beter!

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u/sharkpunch7 Jun 23 '22

Where are his hands?

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u/FatAlEinstein Jun 23 '22

The all-seeing eye of Min-yon

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u/Hentai_thighs Jun 23 '22

Good. He can watch me bust the fattest nut of my life to some Minion porn.

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u/torb Jun 23 '22

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

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u/SchwiftyMpls Jun 23 '22

Get Schwifty!

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Jun 23 '22

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you been bad or good...

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u/nlolhere Jun 23 '22

So sacrifice bananas for goodness sake

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u/Piggybank113 Jun 23 '22

ALWAYS WATCHING

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u/onlo Jun 23 '22

Don't mind him, he is just making sure you're sleeping

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u/AragogTehSpidah Jun 23 '22

forever

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/DraconicWF Jun 23 '22

Judging by the other buildings and the ground, I imagine it was either pure white or has some small pattern

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u/TheIJDGuy Jun 23 '22

What happens when he finds me not asleep?

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u/onlo Jun 23 '22

We don't ask these questions.

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u/selfawarefeline Jun 23 '22

slumber little one

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u/ky0ma_h00in Jun 23 '22

This is art

You will hear a buzzer

When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art

...

You should now feel mentally invigorated

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u/lesefant Jun 23 '22

If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly upon this classical music.

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u/nerf_herder1986 Jun 23 '22

three seconds of warbled classical music followed by a loud buzzer

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u/teejay_the_exhausted Jun 23 '22

Good, now please return to your bed

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u/shaadj Jun 23 '22

Big brother is watching

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u/gheebutersnaps87 Jun 24 '22

Literally 1984

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 Jun 23 '22

BANANA!

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u/MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R foreskin removal expert Jun 23 '22

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh

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u/BananaMinion2 Jun 23 '22

Yes, please?

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u/Shadow_Scale Jun 23 '22

It's enough to make my sleep paralysis demon jealous

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u/PunkIsPunk95 Jun 24 '22

They, too, fear this whilst sitting on your chest

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jun 23 '22

Is this for real? The angles look different in each image. Unless it's from two different rooms?

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u/Sk3tchyboy Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

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u/testtubemuppetbaby Jun 23 '22

Disagree. It's a completely different angle and the light coming in looks like lightening effect.

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u/ToxiJuice Jun 23 '22

It's super weird to me that people are saying it's an illusion, when the camera appears to be rotated nearly 90 degrees between the two photos. The Sydney Opera House illusion, that people are claiming it to be, requires the object in question to remain in about the same place in your field of view. No matter how big a building is, at this distance turning that far will move the building to the side of, or out of view.

So yeah, it's either another room, or photoshopped. Which I'm assuming the latter, because I'm not really sure why you would take this picture from two different rooms.

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u/testtubemuppetbaby Jun 23 '22

None of those videos show the same thing as this. The opera house doesn't fucking fly around the corner, it just looks bigger.

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u/Academic_Coconut_244 Jun 23 '22

I feel like you would see the entire mionion instead of just the eyes

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u/SarcasticGamer Jun 23 '22

The right one is photoshopped. The same exact picture of the minion is being used and lines up perfectly to the one on the right even though it's a completely different angle.

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u/Permanent_Stress Jun 23 '22

Not photoshopped, it's just the Sydney Opera House Illusion.
You can tell that it's not the same exact picture reused because in the left one the black text is barely even legible while on the right it's much sharper (You can even make out the word 'Theaters' if you zoom in, even though it's just a blurry mess on the left).

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u/ItIsHappy Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

I dunno man... Unlike the Sydney Opera House, the angles here are pretty clear and definite. In the first pic the camera is looking right at an angle, and the face is clearly angled perpendicular to the window (it looks sideways). In the second (despite the camera now facing slightly to the left, where no mininon was in the first shot) the face is looking directly in.

Here I've overlayed them in photoshop. It's almost a perfect match. The text lines up. The eye lines up. The archway at the bottom lines up.

IMHO, these are either very convenient perspectives from two different hotel rooms, or photoshop.

EDIT: I think u/carrot_fine discovered the reason for the confusion! The minion, pool, and hotel are all angled. The first picture looks like it was taken at a steep angle because the pool is not square to the window!

New opinion: Probably not photoshop. Still quite confusing.

and yes I've spent way too much time on this today...

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u/alt-new-more Jun 23 '22

You don’t know how field of view works?

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

Definitely looks photoshopped. Same exact angle despite view being changed substantially. Still a funny meme though

Edit: Actually not necessarily PS, just not the same room

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Jun 23 '22

First one they are all the way to the front/left of the room and still tilting camera to the right to get the minion in frame. Second one it’s 15 feet back and dead center in the room, shooting dead center and the minion is perfectly in frame. I actually shouldn’t claim photoshop, second one might just be from a different room a few doors down. Im not gonna die on this hill or anything but doesn’t look quite right to my eye.

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u/Carrot-Fine Jun 23 '22

It's taken from the Loew's hotel in Hollywood.

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u/ItIsHappy Jun 23 '22

I think you may have uncovered the missing piece of the puzzle!

The minion and the hotel (and the pool) are not at right angles to each other. The first picture looks like it is pointed sharply right, but I think that's just because the pool is angled.

Nice find!

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u/EverythingButTheURL Jun 23 '22

It's real, they backed up for the second shot

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u/Ok-Pangolin8996 Jun 23 '22

🍌🍌🍌🍌

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u/Archercrash Jun 23 '22

I always feel like, somebody’s watching me.

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u/TUSD00T Jun 23 '22

Remember to call a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours.

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u/sharkpunch7 Jun 23 '22

Ok good I have 2 more hours then

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u/Zaeldurr Jun 23 '22

Arc de Miniomphe

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u/Someone55428 Jun 23 '22

That's a bit of a... depressing view

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u/Read_The_FCK_Manual Jun 23 '22

Minion at day, hal9000 at night

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u/SylveonGold Jun 23 '22

It’s common for large billboards to be outside of hotel views now. It’s tasteless.

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u/Dank_memerlord_42069 Jun 23 '22

I’m blown away that it took this long to find a comment about this. If I ever went to a hotel and they had a big ass billboard up like this in the middle of the fucking hotel, I would refuse to pay and would go find a different one.

People need to learn that this shit isn’t okay, I’m already fucking paying you. You don’t show me ads. If you show me ads and I’m a paying customer, you get a 0 star review and lose a customer.

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u/Outkastwill Jun 23 '22

🎶 I always feel like, somebody’s watching me. And I got no privacy. 🎶

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u/NoProfessor7757 Jun 23 '22

The next morning the eye will be angled slightly so it's looking directly at you

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u/jdareo17 Jun 23 '22

Oh that's just Sauron's lesser known cousin, Carl

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u/troubadorkk Jun 23 '22 Wholesome

198for kids!

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u/Contortionietzsche Jun 23 '22

Are you allowed to touch the air?

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u/bmt0075 Jun 23 '22

There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dur, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.”

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u/PsychePsyche Jun 23 '22

If /r/wackytictacs is still around this might be for them

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u/polkadotspots Jun 23 '22

What an eye sore

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u/That_otter_dork Jun 23 '22

I had a nightmare like this once

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u/PoohRules Jun 23 '22

Reminds me of that Monsters episode . . . the one with the big eye creature. *shutters*

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

"Here's looking at you" - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca; in a hotel bar...

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u/DragonKite_reqium Jun 23 '22

Uh pure teror would be one thing

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u/SannyjGirl Jun 23 '22

“Hey babe, wouldn’t it be nice to fuck in front of the giant ass minion eye”.

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u/PublicUnited7569 Jun 23 '22

He is all-knowing

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u/Vincent8Kopp Jun 23 '22

maybe: „aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah“

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u/brody_the_dumbdumb Jun 23 '22

This is the new minion spinoff movie, it’s called minion Kong

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u/fatalrugburn Jun 23 '22

Horny minion sounds

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u/mohakhalil3103 Jun 23 '22

dont say anything , he could hear you also

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u/LikeAYoungerHouse Jun 23 '22

Over the ashheaps the giant eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg kept their vigil, but I perceived, after a moment, that other eyes were regarding us with peculiar intensity from less than twenty feet away.

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u/synthguitarswhatever Jun 23 '22

But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg.

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u/Bob_n_Midge Jun 23 '22

Kenny?…Kenny?!?

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u/I_Want_Fuck_Sona Jun 23 '22

Big minion is watching you

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u/Mitchell9203 Jun 23 '22

Where are you exactly

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u/ronniedude Jun 23 '22

This is at the Loews Hollywood hotel.

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u/Mitchell9203 Jun 23 '22

What room number i will be paying you a visit

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u/tobefituser Jun 23 '22

too late, room is full now

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u/Mitchell9203 Jun 23 '22

That doesnt matter i want to see the damn minion nobody will stand in my way

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u/tobefituser Jun 23 '22

bro, we're not looking at the minion _^

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u/guillardo Jun 23 '22

Potassium or your life

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u/MrDude_1 Jun 23 '22

MmmmMmmm banana.

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u/Complex-Goat-2086 Jun 23 '22

Lol I kinda want to know what hotel 😅

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u/stbrnangel Jun 23 '22

ask if he want to join and use bananas 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/Androos Jun 23 '22

Magnificent

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u/DonMonger Jun 23 '22

Eminem and his minions are getting out of hand

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u/jdmull03 Jun 23 '22

all seeing eye

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u/julia_is_dead Jun 23 '22

I’ve gotten drunk before a flight at that pool!

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u/samafredd Jun 23 '22

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder

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u/itay_tayar13 Jun 23 '22

If you're a Facebook mom you won, but if you're anything else good luck trying to beg uncle ben to not show his pet snake to you while this abomination looking

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u/Alarmed-Company3513 Jun 23 '22

Expected more big brother jokes lol

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u/cantthinklikecat Jun 23 '22

Chances of you getting killed by SpongeBob are low, but not 0.

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u/sixgunbuddyguy Jun 23 '22

This is just straight cursed, nothing blessed about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Big Banana is just watching. Always watching...

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u/mylo2202 Jun 23 '22

Good luck masturbating

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u/0MadXV Jun 23 '22

I am watching

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u/bigboi-countrytime Jun 23 '22

Honestly better than mine rn

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u/Hopalongtom Jun 23 '22

Those are shit curtains!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

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u/Hopalongtom Jun 23 '22

Sounds wasteful.

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u/wishfortress Jun 23 '22

I hate it. And for a variety of reasons!

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u/UndeniablyMyself Jun 23 '22

I doubt they constructed that arch just for a Minions movie, so what do you think guests saw through that window before it was painted up?

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u/Misan_UwU Jun 23 '22

amongion

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u/MagicalDolfin Jun 23 '22

Attack on Minions

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u/BagelBoy787 Jun 23 '22

i used to hate this view… but then it gru on me

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u/Thok-81 Jun 23 '22

Eye on the prize!

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u/well-just-a-guy clessed Jun 23 '22

1984

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u/Ed-ri-ch-69 Jun 23 '22

Butt, heheheh.

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u/C-Dub178 Jun 23 '22

I’d ask for a new room. Fuck that shit

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u/JamesFerg650 Jun 23 '22

“How come it feels like, somebody’s watching me!”

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u/OpeningSpeed1 Jun 23 '22

Talk about a double view

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u/Recent-Needleworker8 Jun 23 '22

That's fucking awesome

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u/Jimmy_Dean_Sus i like this flair :) Jun 23 '22

Its like a dumpy eye of sauron

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u/reee4 Jun 23 '22

CONSUME PRODUCT

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u/FLBasher Jun 23 '22

They are watching

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u/poorly-worded Jun 23 '22

But what does he have to say about HIS view?

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u/Jefflehem Jun 23 '22

"Thank you" would be a good start.

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u/Totem_town Jun 23 '22

Sleep little one. Before you learn what fear truly is

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u/KCPlaysz Jun 23 '22

Oh hell nahhh

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u/Spartan-teddy-2476 Jun 23 '22

Where even is this?

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u/God_Johnson93992 Jun 23 '22

God watches when you masturbate

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u/rtravisboyd Jun 23 '22

It’s fitting for a minion

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u/-Grymjack- Jun 23 '22

Don't stay right off of Hollywood Blvd. LOL. I saw that advert yesterday.

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u/DogeOfWHighland Jun 23 '22

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

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u/EstebanL Jun 23 '22

What’s there to say other than “perfection”?

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u/EvilRick_C-420 Jun 23 '22

ILLUMINATION!

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u/BadGamingTime Jun 23 '22

Sussy Minion

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u/Arbor-Trap Jun 23 '22

Something something Gatsby

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u/gruff_rift Jun 23 '22

I feel so sorry for you, god protect your soul...

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u/micropig1982 Jun 23 '22

Looks like Bob ALSO has a veiw...lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

That's not how light works, clearly photoshop. The only this would make logical sense is if the curtain itself has the minion design, otherwise it would not be visible with the curtains drawn.

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u/liveda4th Jun 23 '22

Bahnahnaaaaah

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u/Smuttley05 Jun 23 '22

I would sue for emotional distress

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u/waiting4thendtocome Jun 23 '22

You are safe from all hostile entities as long as minion building watches you

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u/thesurfer1996 Jun 23 '22

“Banana”

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u/Nik0660 Jun 23 '22

Looks like a minion third reich

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u/MaiYoKo Jun 23 '22

I once stayed in a hotel room with a view of a 30ft crucified Jesus on the church directly across the street. My window was at Jesus's eye level. It was like he was watching us for a week solid.

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u/facorread Jun 23 '22

I hope they charged you extra

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u/socialmeteorite Jun 23 '22

Voyeuristic minion

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u/Kronos1008 Jun 23 '22

"The eye of Doctor T. J. Minionburg is blue and gigantic—its iris is one yard high."

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u/lego_mannequin Jun 23 '22

Doesn't even look like the same eye.

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u/Cruxus_Ashbourne Jun 23 '22

I do! It goes something like “I need a new room!”

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u/Zenvarix Jun 23 '22

Open the window, point in a direction and shout "BANANA" as loud as you can to see if it'll get up and go look.

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u/rational_emp Jun 23 '22

Wow, Amogus really is everywhere!

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u/Bosnianfanboy55 Jun 23 '22

Even when you think you are safe….. think again

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED Jun 23 '22

“Shhhhhh let it watch”

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u/buckabee Jun 23 '22

I counted 11 massive billboards for this movie last time I drove down the street where this pic is from (Highland Ave in LA).

Felt like they had me surrounded.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

His name... was Kevin!

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u/nonumberplease Jun 23 '22

Minions advertising is so aggressive

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u/I_Has_A_Hat Jun 23 '22

No babe, leave the curtain open. I WANT minion to watch.

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u/Ella_the_Eevee Jun 23 '22

That's not even just a funny mural it's a giant add. Tbh that's just kinda trashy

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u/Gaming_nerd42 Jun 23 '22

I’m sorry Dave, im afraid i can’t do that