r/PublicFreakout Aug 12 '22 Helpful 2

Karen you're holding up the line I need my McChicken! Karen Freakout

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u/HalfFastTanker Aug 12 '22

He sounds like Mike from the Mike and Molly show

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u/RVAGrey4123 Aug 12 '22

He sounds like joker from FMJ to me lmao

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u/WanderingHawk Aug 13 '22

I thought this was Frankie MacDonald unhinged

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u/familygamereview Aug 13 '22

Reminds me of a southpark pattern. Like if carman grew up.

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u/lateral303 Aug 13 '22

Came here to say that! Haha

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u/capo4ever88 Aug 13 '22

I thought he sounded like E-40

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u/Fondren_Richmond Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

Billy Gardell dehr ya know he's on dat uh Bob Hearts Abishola show also set in Chicago dehr

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u/balanceandcommposure Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

This is how everyone needs to treat these people when we see them out doing this to food service workers. Just heckle the ever loving shit out them.

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u/NotAPie Aug 13 '22

Honestly I used to think so too, in fact I’ve heckled some of these clowns myself, but these people are unhinged and your heckling might be what pushes them into escalating to violence against you.

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u/quantumthrashley Aug 13 '22

Yep. My cousin just got stabbed 10 times in a McDonald's lobby last week. The heckling is satisfying, but is it worth the punctured lungs?

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u/idiot437 Aug 13 '22

might want to go to a mcdonalds in a location with less stabbings

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u/quantumthrashley Aug 13 '22

I’d say lesson learned, but he’s pretty fucking stupid

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u/NotAPie Aug 13 '22

Fuck man I’m really sorry to hear that. Your cousin doing alright all things considered?

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u/quantumthrashley Aug 13 '22

Thanks... he's going to be all right, just been doing a lot of breathing exercises before they let him go home. Even worse is that they did it in front of his kid.

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u/Logical-Cut-6993 Aug 13 '22

They did the breathing exercises in front of his kid?

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u/DukeOfYorkshirePuds Aug 13 '22

Hey man. Kids gotta learn, sometimes the hard way, about breathing exercises

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u/golighter144 Aug 13 '22

At least he has more airwaves

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u/Brucehandstrong Aug 13 '22

Getting all the stations.

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u/Fuzzyuwuz Aug 14 '22

Did they catch the stabber?

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u/SadAppeal9540 Aug 14 '22

[ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/lazergoblin Aug 14 '22

One of the most valuable lessons my dad taught me when I was a kid was to just mind your business when you're out in public. You will NEVER know what strangers around you are capable of. Certainly not worth risking your life for.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

My method is to ghost them so hard that they start to question their own existence. Let them throw a little tantrum and wear themselves out.

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u/radioactiveshitbox Aug 12 '22

I need to get fat, Karen!

  • at least hes being honest lol

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u/buttking Aug 12 '22

more fatter

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u/shotsfordays Aug 13 '22

Less non-fatter

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u/Spinach-Apart Aug 13 '22

Light Fat?

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u/aGhoste Aug 13 '22

Reduced fat they call it

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u/dbl-cart Aug 13 '22

beef-cake!

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u/Tekwardo Aug 13 '22

I had an older guy who got mad because I wouldn’t let him in the building at my job (wasn’t allowed to) yelling that I was fat and I just said “so do you know how much money I’ve invested in gaining this weight?” And he kept calling me fat and getting madder because him calling me fat didn’t bother me and I just kept replying “okay have a good evening. I have a lot of money tied up in this belly”.

I’m 6’1” and 290. Yeah. I’m fat. Tell me something that hurts my feelings lol.

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u/NeonCityNights Aug 12 '22

homie filming this should be an honorary mod of this sub

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u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 13 '22

She knew she was done when he kept at her and played into it. "I just need my mcchicken and mcnuggets to get more fatter Karen. I need my food."

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u/dothepvp Aug 13 '22

love how he tells her his order lmao

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u/ytsirhc Aug 13 '22

almost looked like she laughed a little bit

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u/Dating_As_A_Service Aug 12 '22

Wtf does she have on?!? A business suit-dress?

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u/Segesaurous Aug 13 '22

Yeah, probably works at hotel.

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u/pixieservesHim Aug 13 '22

Something akin to whatever miss Trunchbull wore

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u/juggling-monkey Aug 13 '22

She was fighting for the food of her client who was waiting in the back of the limo.

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u/Dating_As_A_Service Aug 13 '22

She could've went inside to the counter

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u/poot_doot_ 4d ago

kinda like a lawyer’s assistant dress. but like one an intern would buy cuz they think it looks professional.

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u/kookieman141 Aug 12 '22

Kill em with comedy hahahah

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u/CleopatraHadAnAnus Aug 13 '22

kill ‘em with those gun fingers karen

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u/-Gramsci- Aug 12 '22

This guy frigging nails it. 10/10

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u/juggling-monkey Aug 13 '22

Brave as hell too, I would never fuck with a member of the Crazy 88

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u/jaydinrt Aug 13 '22

he missed some prime "moooove bitch, get out th'way" lines...but i'm a product of my generation. 9/10 imo

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u/emmit76 Aug 13 '22

Nah him swearing would have ruined it stooping him to a lower level, he handled it perfectly.

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u/Dan_flashes480 Aug 13 '22

Agreed he had some golden lines in there.

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u/MonthSolid Aug 12 '22

I am fucking crying

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u/PlatonicOrgy Aug 12 '22

What does he say about the gun fingers? 😂🤣 it’s hilarious, but I can’t figure out what he says there

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u/Segesaurous Aug 13 '22

Yeah, pour it on with those gun fingers Kairn.

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u/NeonCityNights Aug 13 '22

Kairn

good catch

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u/Levonix Aug 13 '22

"Forward on with those gun fingers, Karen."

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u/Suspicious_Maybe_481 Aug 12 '22

Greatness is in our presence.This guy is a fucking hero to the American people!

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u/HammyYams Aug 12 '22

“Is that saliva in your mouth Karen”, fucking lost it 😂

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u/Any-Highlight-2288 Aug 13 '22

Dude sounds like grown Cartman

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u/scottymay-b Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Trolled her perfectly. This guy was awesome

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u/chiefgoodgas Aug 12 '22

Shit is comedy

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u/xTye Aug 12 '22

Fuck that had me rolling

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u/Ravore Aug 12 '22

This guy could deescalate any situation. It’s tough being upset hearing him speak like this

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u/chrisaed Aug 12 '22

God damned hero

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u/radioactiveshitbox Aug 12 '22

I need to get fat Karen!

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u/theshillshavepies Aug 12 '22

McChad

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u/DisastrousBird9381 Aug 12 '22

Everyone up vote this now

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u/pixieservesHim Aug 13 '22

Updoot as instructed

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u/DeceitfulFaith Aug 13 '22

Instructions unclear, I am now running for president, what now?

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u/RudeExplanation9304 Aug 12 '22

"Oh so I'm a Karen for getting out of my car and walking up to the window!?"

Um yes maam that is correct, now get out the way so this man can have his God dang chicken nuggets sheesh

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u/MixonWitDaWrongCrowd Aug 12 '22

Anyone that gets mad when you call them a Karen is a Karen

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u/Punch_yo_bunz Aug 13 '22

He even almost got her to laugh

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u/GuysJustWannaGetDumb Aug 13 '22

She looks like the principal from Matilda LOL this is the reason the principal was a bitch. This is her story.

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u/Johnnymeatcurtain Aug 12 '22

The way this guy says Karen. Lol

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u/TrashPandaAntics Aug 12 '22

"I need my food to get more fatter, Karen!" I love this guy hahaha

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u/toproy Aug 12 '22

He is completely inmune to her Karen powers.

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u/Cpt-Dreamer Aug 12 '22

Karen forgot her name

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u/Slow-Setting-2090 Aug 12 '22

Hahahahahaha!!!! Fucking loved this!

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u/HardSox Aug 13 '22

This man is a national treasure

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u/G_Prawno_LB Aug 13 '22

She got out her car and everything. Only Karens got this energy.

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u/L-Profe Aug 13 '22

Best Karen commentary!

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u/-GenghisJuan- Aug 13 '22

The gun fingers comment had me rolling

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u/Guavadoodoo Aug 13 '22

I feel for the women actually named Karen. Is there is subreddit where they voice their frustrations?

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u/Tonberry_Cherry Aug 13 '22

Idk what she was doing. But he was totally the karen here lol she just a Crack head

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u/unluky10 Aug 13 '22

Alright, Karen!

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u/bogusclover Aug 13 '22

Tf she dressed for? Front desk security on top. Ready for Sunday mass bottoms. And stripper boots.

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u/j29o Aug 13 '22

He sounds like a south park character

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u/neuro_nerd220 Aug 13 '22

He sounds like a dumb character on Southpark

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u/doingurmombiyatch Aug 13 '22

Bruh I’m fucking McDead 💀 I’m lovin’ it

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u/Worcesterroxxx Aug 13 '22

Nothing better than an overweight person targeting someone else’s weight, only for it to be in the drivethru of anMcDs. What a world!

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u/matramepapi Aug 13 '22

He says “Karen” like Eric Cartman says “Kyle”

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u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 Aug 13 '22

If I ever have a problem with a drive-through order and I passed the window I go inside to clear it up, these people who inconvenience everyone else, absolutely discussed me

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u/Jezebels_lipstick Aug 13 '22

“Gun fingers” had me rolling

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u/ComfortableSea4645 Aug 13 '22

Who just stands in a drive thru? Just complain about your order inside the building like a normal person.

That poor drive thru employee

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u/0nefatgrub Aug 13 '22

She’s supposed to be in a car. Stupid Karen.

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u/EthansWay007 Aug 13 '22

“HOLDING UP THE LINE THERE KAREN!!” (unknown man, circa 2021) 🤣

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u/_smith_spark Aug 14 '22

His car has a Karen sensor!

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u/Teve21 10d ago

Oh god i remember seeing this on my tik tok feed and man was it hilariously funny i died laughing lol😂

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u/Searchlights Publicfreakouts Fan Aug 12 '22

The word hero is probably too strong but it's close

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u/stowboy1995 Aug 12 '22

Karen looks like a slutty private school principal.

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u/kensebben Aug 13 '22

Can't be unseen.

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u/Fatdonut445 Aug 13 '22

Not sure what it is about him, I think its his voice but it makes this video so much better

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u/EchoDangerous343 Aug 12 '22

I want this guy backing me up with shit talk if I ever get into an argument with a Karen

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u/GivingBigSlaps Aug 12 '22

I needed this. My weekend can begin. :)

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u/ScrotalR3call Aug 12 '22

Love this guy

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u/TheJunklest Aug 13 '22

My dream is to not be too angry at these entitled assholes to troll like this.

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u/MRL102960 Aug 13 '22

Oh Karen what are we going to do with you

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u/Bjorlie Aug 13 '22

This guy is my favorite. He brings much joy

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u/pixieservesHim Aug 13 '22

miss Trunchbull is doing alright I guess

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u/creamcandydank Aug 13 '22

Both Karens lol

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u/Sereena95 Aug 13 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/mrobvious97 Aug 13 '22

“Oh shit stop that Karen, I need my food to get more fatter Karen!” This dude fucks

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u/AirJenga Aug 12 '22

This needs to be remixed

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u/BillPaxton777 Aug 13 '22

This dude for President

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u/saturnzebra Aug 13 '22

THIS is how it works.

If you’re gonna call someone names, it stings and is automatically actually funny if you put yourself down. That way, the insult is coming from a place “beneath” the recipient, and they are forced to realize others can see under their facade.

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u/Lord_havik Aug 13 '22

Just blare ludacris move bitch.

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u/Sk-yline1 Aug 12 '22

Obligatory maybe there’s more context to this? Many people have to go back up to the drive thru window now to get orders corrected since the restaurants themselves are closed for indoor seating. She very well could be a Karen but I don’t think this video gives enough context

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u/Bigsmellydumpy Aug 13 '22

Bro she’s out there yelling at staff. And you drive around for a second time not get out your car wtf

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u/IamGlennBeck Aug 13 '22

She didn't seem to be yelling until the guy started taunting her. Those lines can be long as fuck. I don't see the big problem with walking up to the window if they just like forgot some sauce or something. You can see they have the plexiglass up so this is likely during the pandemic. Like u/Sk-yline1 the lobby is probably closed.

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u/Bigsmellydumpy Aug 13 '22

If she gets that tilted when he said smth then I doubt she was being courteous but context matters, who knows what was happening before. Ah yes, the pandemic window only makes this worse. Standing there spitting all over the place yelling is even more inconsiderate when accounting for our climate.

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u/Sk-yline1 Aug 13 '22

If I start filming you and calling you a Karen you’re gonna get much more tilted than you think you are

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u/Bigsmellydumpy Aug 13 '22

I’m not a karen though and have self control

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u/pixieservesHim Aug 13 '22

I dunno...i don't want to go through a second time. If it were me I'd probably check with the car behind me first

"You're not gonna believe this, but...They fucked up my shit. Before you pull up, can I ask them to fix it?"

If they say no then I'm driving away because fuck it

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u/Bigsmellydumpy Aug 13 '22

I don’t know about you but I’m way too anxious to sit there and look through the bag as soon as it’s handed to me lmao I check that shit down the street

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u/pixieservesHim Aug 13 '22

Ha! Good point. I don't check until I'm home, and only then do I rage because they forgot my fucking mcchicken sauce packets. I take it out on my loved ones like a decent human being

/s that last part, just in case.

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u/Bigsmellydumpy Aug 13 '22

This is the way

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u/Mattdoescosplay Aug 12 '22

they look like someone I used to know who was very annoying

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u/irishscarface Aug 13 '22

Another fool is this normal

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u/xeno_lv426 Aug 13 '22

She looks like Melissa McCarthy if she was less funny

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u/Big-Gravey Aug 13 '22

Frankie Mac Donald is that you

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u/JoMoma2 Aug 13 '22

Buy cases of Coke, buy cases of Pepsi

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u/Socram007 Aug 13 '22

This is like a scene out of Idiocracy.

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u/277330128 Aug 13 '22

An immovable object meets an irresistible force…

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u/Complete_Fisherman_3 Aug 13 '22

Ice cube needs his McChicken.

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u/MaxPower1084 Aug 13 '22

This was a unique way of making sure the person at the window knows your order.

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u/clubchampion Aug 13 '22

The McChicken is the inflation buster, best deal at McDonalds.

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u/SeanTheSamuraii Aug 13 '22

god i love this video

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u/vktSnow Aug 13 '22

Car said: "warning: karen proximity alert"

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u/Cobra_Duck Aug 13 '22

Even the car was telling her to fuck off.

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u/elrangarino Aug 13 '22

It’s always on the tip of my tongue but who does he sound like?!

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u/navinjohnsonn Aug 13 '22

Bring back punches to the jaw

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u/GigaChadwafer Aug 13 '22

She look like she just came back from church and needs to go back and see Jesus

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u/2kayBaby Aug 13 '22

She looks like the secretary from The Office who married Jim. I forgorr her name.

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u/OkraFit3987 Aug 13 '22

Love this guys energy

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u/CreamoChickenSoup Aug 13 '22

The lack of self-awareness when she called him a fat bitch is hilarious.

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u/NeptunesCurse Aug 13 '22

Her drip though... Whaaaa

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u/dovameat Aug 13 '22

Why is Karen dressed like a lunatic?

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u/MybathbomblsAToaster Aug 13 '22

Why is she dressed like Mrs. Trunchbull tho?

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u/infearofthefuture Aug 13 '22

Careful boys, he's a hero

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u/apatheticyeti0117 Aug 13 '22

Is that the lady from Matilda?

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u/MywarUK Aug 13 '22

Best Karen handler, this guy should make tutorials.

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u/No_Cartographer_1255 Aug 13 '22

Somebody to tell her she's holding the MC line

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u/MattBowden1981 Aug 13 '22

I like how he pronounces “Karen”. Kept getting funnier every time.

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u/reddit_user444222 Aug 13 '22

He sounds like Chris tuckers impression of ice cube

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u/WoW_Aurumai Aug 13 '22

We need more people like this guy in the world.

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u/ocean_beach97 Aug 13 '22

I need this man to make more videos , nothing bothers him😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Jake/bender-ish

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u/noeljrG Aug 13 '22

Fast foodies bring out the best in people.

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u/houston187 Aug 13 '22

I need my nuggets KAREN!

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u/im_straight2 Aug 13 '22

.pretty sure calling cunts" Karen's " started with this vid

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u/Capital-Prompt2621 Aug 13 '22

😂 you holding up the line Karen!

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u/Known-Room6777 Aug 13 '22

I’m 😭 bruh was straight outta South Park lol

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u/Elusive-Yoda Aug 15 '22

i feel sorry for women who are named Karen but aren't. their name became an insult

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u/GreatLuigiLV Aug 16 '22

This is comedy gold

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u/differentthingsways Aug 20 '22

Is that saliva out your mouth there Karen? Lol

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u/Limp-Conclusion-353 Aug 20 '22

The way he saying that shut would have turned me into a Karen…

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u/soggylandfill 23d ago

"Watch out the way there, Karen!"

I'm actually wheezing lol

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u/Reaperider 16d ago

I got to say I love this guy he cracks me up

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u/Fatman6000 15d ago

I hate both these people.