Having sex on top of a truck is not easy

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u/ihavethebestmarriage Jul 01 '22

Semi-sex

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u/queernhighonblugrass Jul 02 '22

Rockin a semi

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u/ShoppingOutrageous87 Jul 01 '22

The harder they come,the harder they fall.

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u/Even_Entrepreneur_58 Jul 01 '22

Lmao but I think the fall was definitely hard. You could say dude’s semi-dead.

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u/Kangar Jul 01 '22

Looks like someone just joined the 12-Foot High Club.

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u/Even_Entrepreneur_58 Jul 01 '22

And the vegetables club.

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u/Blussert31 Jul 01 '22

The sex was easy, the step down was a bit more challenging. Stepping out of a bed is safer.

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u/fragbert66 Jul 01 '22

European Truck Simulator is really pumping out that DLC.

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u/TribalOrgy Jul 01 '22

The DLC is called Road Head

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u/WarmTequila Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

Lmaooooo. Dude face plants and the woman just slides down ever so gracefully.

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u/glycerethe Jul 02 '22

something tells me that it's not her first time and it's her idea for this occasion.

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u/chodi-foster Jul 01 '22

It's like she stepped on the windshield wiper lol.

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u/magicfingers73 Jul 01 '22

Presumably it was a good nut as his legs were weak

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u/Traditional-Trip8147 Jul 03 '22

Yes my calculations exactly

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u/RHudak979 Jul 01 '22

Getting off shouldn’t hurt like that

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u/rimjobnemesis Jul 01 '22

I wanna know how they got up there.

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u/ChrisFromAldi Jul 01 '22

Probably out the window and up the side, at least that's how I'd do it? That does beg the question why they didn't choose that route down though..looks like the window is in fact open.. hmm...

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u/jsnipy Jul 01 '22

I've always heard the term lot lizard but never saw one

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u/Vakr_Skye Jul 01 '22

At least he got some head...

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u/Even_Entrepreneur_58 Jul 01 '22

But then his head got some too.

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u/ANT1G0LFB0YZ Jul 01 '22

Nobody saw the flash huh?

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u/jodido999 Jul 01 '22

That looked rough. Taking that one OFF my bucket list!

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u/GarbageWarlock Jul 01 '22

The stark difference between the way they get off the truck is great.

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u/mr_stivo Jul 01 '22

Facial?

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u/Ric_Chair Jul 01 '22

It is when you're a hooker at a truck stop.

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u/singdawg Jul 01 '22

Well at least he got fucked before he got fucked

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u/earthlystrange Jul 01 '22

camera man had to call 911 thats why the vid ended early

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u/Mr_E_Nigma_Solver Jul 01 '22

In the business, we call these women "lot lizards".

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u/bloodyuk Jul 01 '22

🔟🔟🔟

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u/COCKFUKKA Jul 01 '22

The ground wants to give his face a wee kiss.

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u/WholeListen612 Jul 01 '22

It looks pretty easy to me.

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u/tperks55 Jul 01 '22

Humpty dumpty

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u/Halflife37 Jul 01 '22

Getting off of a truck while drunk in reality is the hard part

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u/soolaco Jul 01 '22

This is one of those moments you tell your kid later on, on how they were conceived.

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u/Instagibbon Jul 01 '22

Holy fuck I winced hard. That landing.

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u/imperator_milchtuete Jul 01 '22

I used to play a game when i was younger. There were these ragdolls which exactly had the same physics like that dude in the video :D

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u/theprestige12 Jul 01 '22

Why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to do that in daylight.

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u/Sir-Ult-Dank Jul 01 '22

Too much booze for this guy and prob nice dental bill. Rip him

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u/TheRealScubaSteve86 Jul 01 '22

That’s a truck-whore alright!

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u/urdumidjiot Jul 02 '22

The lot lizard chronicles

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u/Bojogig Jul 02 '22

Nobody’s gonna mention the person that sprints by wearing a diaper over their sweatpants??

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u/psyphren01 Jul 02 '22

Parkou-uuuuh

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u/jormungandrsjig Jul 02 '22

dat face plant! lol!

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u/Various-Climate6468 Jul 02 '22

Natural selection

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u/punman5 Jul 02 '22

When it pops out and hits her thigh and then you both fall off and break several bones

#justtruckerthings

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u/Traditional-Trip8147 Jul 03 '22

Dudes running away like “AHHHHH SEX!!”

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u/HedonismManBot Jul 04 '22

Not quite the money shot he was expecting

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u/Even-Collection-1484 12d ago

On today's episode of How Much Meth..

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