r/BrandNewSentence
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u/bean9914
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Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence
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u/Govern_
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Feb 26 '22
BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators
Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thedepressionoftrees • 21h ago
Good going now the internet is haunted
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExpectedBehaviour • 13h ago
"Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/plenarydepth200 • 5h ago
Aren’t we all just grateful worms in one way or another
r/BrandNewSentence • u/electricPepin84 • 39m ago
Kringle got on top of him and started pummeling him.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Harmxn- • 5h ago
Discussion about new Ugandan legislation banning homosexuality. "Your honor, my client ONLY engaged in regular rape"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/memelordisen • 1h ago
Kayne is no longer anti semitic after Jonah Hill movie
r/BrandNewSentence • u/alvarexone • 2h ago
"...Dude, this thing is hotter than a five dollar pizza. Dude I fit all kind of women on this thing. If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady. If she ain't 310, she ain't a win. And if she got a double chin, give her to a friend."
reddit.comr/BrandNewSentence • u/dblVegetaMickeyMouse • 14h ago
to be a lone white onion rolling around in the supermarket
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mars-Mission • 1h ago
National Geographic: “leaving the entire line resting on the infertile genitals of a handicapped and short-lived king.”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fortune_Platypus • 7h ago
Saddam Hussein being forced to watch himself as the devil's gay lover in south park
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Detachedjones61 • 5h ago
Having to even ask about putting a safety-net function over one of the world leaders. Yikes
r/BrandNewSentence • u/doug-demuro-is-daddy • 19h ago
