r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Shocked Facepalm Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

13.9k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 4d ago

typical mod garbage HEAR YE, HEAR YE. HERE'S YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY MEGA POST.

77 Upvotes

We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:

Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.

Have at it.


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174 Upvotes

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